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Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

You go up to the wealthy bunch and ask for money. The wealthy disbelievers laughed and mocked at you for asking for money. Do you take their money? (shoot or no shoot?)

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

(Do I get a bow now instead of a crossbow?)

"Thanks for your time."

I walk away, and later return to steal some instead.

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 10 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb

I look up with pride and say, "Yes, I am the great destroyer. I am sole lord of the wasteland."

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

(No, besides... a crossbow is much better)

Robin Hood, astonished, kicks you out of his group. He takes you to a faraway kingdom. You end up at a peasant's house. With your peasant clothing, you look like an archer's apprentice. There is a castle on top of the hill.

STATUS: PEASANT

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 10 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb

The helicopter descends with some troops lowering and opening fire at you. You hide and take cover, and finally realized how strong you were. (Show 'em what you're made of, jungle boy!)

HP: [295/300]

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

He taught me to be a thief... why would he kick me out?

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

It's a random RPG. Do not question :P

Other people have more random plots than yours *cough* Aleister...

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 10 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [295/300]

I take cover, and try to fire two rounds at the tail blade, to break it so they crash.

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 10 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [290/300]


You take cover, then fire two rounds at the helicopter's tail, while killing some troops. The tail falls off, and the helicopter falls, exploding. Ten troops are left.

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 10 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [290/300]

Jeeze, what is this, a high-capacity chopper? I try to move to take cover again, and fire a few more shots at the troops.

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

You and your randomness...

I wait for something interesting and random to happen.

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 7 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [290/300]

You shoot some troops, hide, and shoot some more. As you look closer, you see that the troops are all alike, and do not move like humans. When they got shot, they zapped and short circuited.

3 troops left.

You look at the horizon. You see a limping figure, a majestic bearded figure and a shaven figure.

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 7 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [290/300]

I try to head over to them, and signal them.

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

(I was planning for you to slay a dragon... :P)

A royal guard sees your crossbow and puts you in the dungeon, forgetting to confiscate your bow. how do u escape

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 7 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [90/300]

the unhuman, robot troops shoot you as you signal your friends. You take cover again, and finish shooting the last 3 troops. You look at some serious wounds you have gotten. what do you do?

-good night, im off for tonight-