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PerryKid
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PerryKid
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Nomad

Just survive my randomness


Name:
Age: 0
Gender:
Level: 0
Inventory: None

Simple as that!

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Legion1350
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Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 7 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [90/300]

Crap. I remove my shirt and wrap it around the most badly damaged areas, and continue towards the three men.

Veksing
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Veksing
1,676 posts
Peasant

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

I taunt a guard. (if one is nearby) "Hey, scut-bucket! Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!"

Bladerunner679
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Bladerunner679
2,487 posts
Blacksmith

Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory:Wierd blade with a rune inscribed on the side

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
1,211 posts
Nomad

Name: Mort
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: phaser gun (80%) 5 packs, money $50, machine, alien (3 wishes)

So, the atmosphere isn't lethal for humans?
Anyway, I wish for a portable teleporter, and teleport to the town.

Marcos222
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Marcos222
279 posts
Nomad

Name: Max
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory:

PerryKid
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PerryKid
1,269 posts
Nomad

Name: Sean O'Brian
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: Broom [Backpack: $5 Bill, Swiss Army knife, map, small magnifying glass, key-card, cloth sling]

"I am Dr. Cosmix. We don't know exactly how to call it... but it is a building in which we control the Universe." he says calmly, "I take it you've seen the sun?"

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Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

The guard comes nearby, and stabs you enough to wound you, but not enough to kill you. "Ever talk about my momma again, end I kills you!" he says. He pushes you back into a corner of a cell. You get knocked out. Once you wake up, you hear that the king wants to see you.

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Name: Mort
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: phaser gun (80%) 5 packs, money $50, machine, alien (2 wishes), Space suit w/ a teleporter

Of course it is, but you're not human.

The alien hands you a suit. "This might come in handy," he mutters. You put it on.

-WISH GRANTED-

You get a portable teleporter equipped onto your space suit and teleport to the town. The martians look at you weird. Do you negotiate, or kill them all?
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Name: Aleister Pike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Level: 7
Inventory: sword, knife, monkey, toucan, snake, $5750, M16, 7 rounds of ammo, perfume, jewelry, bomb
HP: [90/300]

You wrap your shirt around the wounded areas. As you get closer to the figures you see that they were not real. Behind you, hiding in bushes, you hear a conversation. "Did you see how he took them down?" "Of course! He's a beast!" "He's better than that, I think he's army material" Two military recruiters jump out of the bushes. "Wow! Those are some deep wounds you have there, do you mind if I take a look at them?" one of them says, taking out a first aid kit. "That was some fight you had there, I hope you're alright." adds the other one, "Say, would you like to join the army?"

The first man tells the other, "Do you not see that this man is wounded? He has no reason to join at this time!" and tells you, "My name is Lieutenant Parker. My partner here is Corporal Smith, you'll have to excuse him."

"Sorry" says Corporal Smith.

"Do you mind if we take you to a place of rest after I bandage those wounds?" says Lieutenant Parker.
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Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: KFC and a lemonade

You wake up in the streets. You see in your hand that you're eating some KFC. A bus stops in front of you.
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Name: Max
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: None

You wake up in the streets, feeling pain all over your body. "It's not everyday you're a football hero," says your mother next to you, "What would you like for breakfast? You can have cereal and Kool-Aid or dry cereal."

Veksing
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Veksing
1,676 posts
Peasant

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

That wasn't what I had in mind... but okay...

I'll see the king.

Bladerunner679
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Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: KFC and a lemonade

I finish the lemonade, but give the rest of my KFC to a homeless guy sitting next to me. I then continue down the street to the drug store.

PerryKid
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PerryKid
1,269 posts
Nomad

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

That wasn't what I had in mind... but okay...


You obviously don't understand the game.


The king tells you that if you entertain him, then he will release you. You see a hooded man in the corner whispering, "KILL THE KING!!!" The guards take him away, and leave you alone with the king.
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Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: None

You finish the lemonade, and give your KFC to the homeless man. "God bless you," he says.

On your way to the drugstore, you find a $50 bill on the ground.
Veksing
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Veksing
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Peasant

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 300 Crossbow Bolts

I don't feel like wasting time to entertain him. I take out my crossbow, load it, and shoot at him.

PerryKid
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PerryKid
1,269 posts
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Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 295 Crossbow Bolts

You shoot him. Through skilled hands, you quickly shoot 5 accurate bolts at him, to make sure he is dead. There is a pounding at the door.

Bladerunner679
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Bladerunner679
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Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: None

with the $50 in hand, I behind the drugstore to meet a guy who I owed money to, but instead of giving him the money, I bashed his face in, took his knife, gave myself a few cuts on the chest and arms, and reported the guy to the police for assault.

I then went into the drugstore, bought some rubbing alcohol, and bandaged myself up.

Veksing
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Veksing
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Peasant

Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 295 Crossbow Bolts

I stand tall and ready, aiming at the door, waiting for something to come through.

This is random so I expect something weird to happen anyways

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
1,211 posts
Nomad

Name: Mort
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: phaser gun (80%) 5 packs, money $50, machine, alien (2 wishes), Space suit w/ a teleporter

I try to talk with them. (If needed, let the alien out-of-a-jar translate)

PerryKid
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PerryKid
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Name: Blade Runner
Age:17
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: None

((WARNING: Do not control your story. For this to work, you have to ATTEMPT, not DO. Please read the sticky on how to play an RPG))

You go behind the drugstore, and meet a man. He stabs your leg deeply with a knife. You punch him, and he laughs, stabbing your other leg. You are lying on the ground, and he was about to lunge his knife into your chest, when a police officer comes and asks, "What is going on?"
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Name: Sean O'Brian
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: Broom [Backpack: $5 Bill, Swiss Army knife, map, small magnifying glass, key-card, cloth sling]

"We control all the factors of the universe, such as making the sun a different color. We changed the sun's color, and pretty much control the universe. We've been keeping an eye on you, Sean." he says. "Would you like a tour of our lab?"
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Name: Mort
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Level: 0
Inventory: phaser gun (80%) 5 packs, money $50, machine, alien (2 wishes), Space suit w/ a teleporter

You talk to them and negotiate with them. They seem to accept you into their community. They give you a house to live in.
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Name: Rik Rek Vek
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Level: 10
Inventory: Crossbow, 295 Crossbow Bolts

A guard gets a battleaxe and chops down the door. People look at you surprised, or so you'd think. Everyone looks at you then at the king, then at you again. You see them grin and cheer, especially the guards. "Thank you, hero. We shall make YOU king... if you are worthy."

QUEST: [ACCEPT/DENY]

REWARD: [KINGDOM, GOLD, EXPERIENCE, SIDEKICK, ARMOR, WEAPONS, AND PETS]

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