Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I find a troll and put a sack of troll feed in the roots of the tree. The troll tries to get to it by tearing through the roots. I slink off and contemplate exactly why I'm doing this.
Thaboss just had a test on photosynthesis in school so his attack will be based off of that. He's ignoring his sword quest for now.
Thaboss uses his sword to create a massive vortex of crackling lightning, drawing energy from his surroundings (but not other players) if needed. This isn't ordinary lightning though. Thaboss has specially built it specifically to be accepted by the chlorophyll of the tree and to act like regular light. The lightning is infused with dark energy of a malicious sort. This lightning will go through the light reactions of the tree's photosynthesis. [any questions on photosynthesis, just ask. Thaboss will explain.] The excessive amount of light causes the tree to undergo photoinhibition, which damages the tree by causing excess electrons (that the electron transport chain cannot handle) to be passed to oxygen, which is then turned into OH- or H2O2, (hydroxide or hydrogen peroxide) which damages the tree's cells. Keep in mind that this isn't ordinary light, it's dark and malicious, and causes these electrons and end products (OH-/H2O2) to be much, much more destructive than would normally be. They wreak havoc on the tree from the inside, using the tree's own systems against it. The whole process of the light reactions is poisoned, causing the ATP and NADPH produced to also be poisoned. When these go on to the light-independent reactions (or dark reactions/Calvin cycle). Instead of powering the Calvin cycle to produce sugars, these poisoned energy molecules instead expend their energy in a burst of heat, also damaging the plant. Since the Calvin cycle is no longer working, the tree doesn't have any sugars to use to repair the damage being done.
Basically the entire plant is being poisoned and burned from within, by its own cycles and processes that it is powerless to stop. Thaboss is continuously doing this until the energy from his surroundings is used up and he is running low on energy.
Killersup learnt some very valuable information today in school.
Killersup will use this demon to engulf the Carbon cells inside of the tree with unholy super flames. The injection that Killersup puts in the tree will be right where the tree is at it's weakest, where the devilfire had just hit it. The complete lack of Carbon cells in the tree will cause all of the Hydrogen cells to completely take over the tree's membrane. Then Killersup will call upon the undead forest giant to rise from the ground and carry Killersup to the top of the tree. Upon reaching the top Killersup jumps from the undead giant and smashes his super-diamond earthquake hammer on the tree, condensing it. This compression of hydrogen atoms creates a super flammable carbon-dioxide-less super flame. To get away from said super flame, Killersup will simply freeze time and take anyone else in danger with him. Then unfreeze time and watch the fireworks go off.
Hmmm. didn't participate before, but I will do this now that i've got the time for an extreme post. "This tree is STILL going? Very well." Epic, the King of Games, approaches the tree. "Sonic, i'm a bit dissapointed, I thought you would've one-shotted it. Oh well...time for a limit break!" Epic summons his weapons as he activates the limit break: Hydranite, a naturally-formed emerald sword imbibed with deadly poisons and a Gorgon Eye stuck in the handle, and Lionheart, a legendary Gunblade-type weapon channeling the spirit of a lion. "SKY JUMP!" He begins, a blast of pressurized air directly beneath him sending him to the top of the tree. "WHIRLWIND RAZOR!" He continues the limit break by swinging out his swords and spinning in a circle, attempting to cleave the tree in twain one section at a time. "DARK SHOCK!" Almost at the end, Epic withdraws his swords at a height of 50 feet and throws a blast of energy at the trunk. This energy corrupts and weakens all that it touches. "Finally...SOUL FORCE!" The limit break ends with Epic phasing into pure energy and charging through the tree, cleaving and burning all he can with his still-physical weapons. He lands, stumbling, on the other side of the tree, and turns to see how much damage he did.
Having decided that there's really no point in cutting down the poor tree, I walk over and cleave the troll in twain, stopping it from doing any real damage and splattering delicious troll juice all over mah faic.
I shoot a meteorite which is 1000 times hotter than the tree and get all the planets and asteroids to target at earth. Then I summon all the superheroes from Marvel and DC comics to attack the trees, once they are all tired I turn them into atomic bombs and will blow up the tree, Then I will summon all the villains of movies and comics to attack the tree. I then build a large aquarium around it, fill it with water and summon lightning to hit the water thus electrocuting the tree. Then I stop the lightning and demolish the aquarium, then I will summon all dinosaurs from before to attack the tree and then summon the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs and send it at the tree. I will summon a giant with an indestructible chainsaw made out of a super secret material design for just this, then he will saw the tree.
That's all I got for now, this is my first post on the game.
I quickly summon a huge iron golem to smash the fudge out of your giant. Then I give the planets a look that could kill Chuck Norris and they move back into place. Then I watch as the world surrounding the tree (to which I give my blessing protecting) is turned into a dead, black wasteland. Then I turn around and direct my Norris-killing look to the vicinity of sasukemystery. Bring it. >:c
I use magic to remove the cell wall from each cell in the tree, causing the tree to simply deflate like a punctured balloon with the fact that it has no cell walls. If it does not deflate then I remove the vacuoles as well, removing any surface tension from the cell. Then I create a magical bombardment on the tree, smashing into the limp tree.
Okay my fans, I will end the turn here. Your reply will be given tomorrow. Also: nerdsoft, if I see one more post from you before my reply I will ban you.
