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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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killersup10
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Oh, yeah, hello Blade. isn't somebody a rather happy little wolf thing?

Nerdsoft
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Okay Blade. I was a bit confused by the turn system but I understand it now. I repair my poor tree's cell walls and vacuoles and point my flak at SubZero007. I blast him with my huge flak. The shells are rubber, but one explodes in his face, sending him hurtling all the way to China.
If ANYONE tries any monkey business, I'll shoot 'em with my flak. And I have real shells fo' ya monsters! >:c

theEPICgameKING
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Nerdsoft, only one attack per turn. I think you're about to get banned...he did say "one more post before my reply and you're banned"

Nerdsoft
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Ah. I need to re-read the rules.

light_chaser
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ah, nerdsoft...

have fun being disentigrated next turn...

buhuhuhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhh...

Nerdsoft
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Where can I find the latest edition of the rules? What page?

light_chaser
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comment on blades profile.

Bladerunner679
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okay, I believe the posts are all done for now. so I will update the thread at 7:00 my time (8:00 AG time)

-Blade

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Right. let's start off with going straight in and seeing why they started appearing, if they can be reasoned with.


they are perfectly sentient, but they are similar to vampires. they are inviting, but they will drain all of your magic if you let them.

I leave the tree to begin my quest, carrying only a bow and quiver of normal arrows, heading north to find this mysterious Alchemist.


you find the man outside in the middle of a snowstorm wearing boots, a hat, pants, and little else. he is crushing what looks like beetle shell in his bowl. he looks at you and asks why you would come at such a time as this storm?

Ok, what I do is I make a small devilfire ball, and fuel it up a bit. Then, I make it elongate into something closely resembling a sword blade. Then, I use my sword fragments and fuse them with the power of my elemental sage fire to the devilfire "sword blade". After that, I use what remaining shards I have left to make a hilt with no fire under it. then, I summon 3 fire minions, 2 in my likeness, and one in the form of a large dragon with a barbed tail. Then, me and my minions go on a rampage towards the tree, swinging at it, blowing devilfire at it, and the dragon bashing it with its barbed tail while wrapping around it and squeezing it. After I get a bit exhausted, I make the minions disappear. Then I try to draw some power from the sun, then blow the most powerful blast of devilfire I can muster, while sucking a small amount of energy from the tree and everything non-player on and in the earth.


the damage is big.

-150,000hp

Thaboss uses his sword to create a massive vortex of crackling lightning, drawing energy from his surroundings (but not other players) if needed. This isn't ordinary lightning though. Thaboss has specially built it specifically to be accepted by the chlorophyll of the tree and to act like regular light. The lightning is infused with dark energy of a malicious sort. This lightning will go through the light reactions of the tree's photosynthesis. [any questions on photosynthesis, just ask. Thaboss will explain.] The excessive amount of light causes the tree to undergo photoinhibition, which damages the tree by causing excess electrons (that the electron transport chain cannot handle) to be passed to oxygen, which is then turned into OH- or H2O2, (hydroxide or hydrogen peroxide) which damages the tree's cells. Keep in mind that this isn't ordinary light, it's dark and malicious, and causes these electrons and end products (OH-/H2O2) to be much, much more destructive than would normally be. They wreak havoc on the tree from the inside, using the tree's own systems against it. The whole process of the light reactions is poisoned, causing the ATP and NADPH produced to also be poisoned. When these go on to the light-independent reactions (or dark reactions/Calvin cycle). Instead of powering the Calvin cycle to produce sugars, these poisoned energy molecules instead expend their energy in a burst of heat, also damaging the plant. Since the Calvin cycle is no longer working, the tree doesn't have any sugars to use to repair the damage being done.


jacking the tree's natural processes in order to make itself its own worst enemy. I'm impressed. the tree eventually adapts itself, but not after the damage has been done.

-300,000hp

Killersup will use this demon to engulf the Carbon cells inside of the tree with unholy super flames. The injection that Killersup puts in the tree will be right where the tree is at it's weakest, where the devilfire had just hit it. The complete lack of Carbon cells in the tree will cause all of the Hydrogen cells to completely take over the tree's membrane. Then Killersup will call upon the undead forest giant to rise from the ground and carry Killersup to the top of the tree. Upon reaching the top Killersup jumps from the undead giant and smashes his super-diamond earthquake hammer on the tree, condensing it. This compression of hydrogen atoms creates a super flammable carbon-dioxide-less super flame. To get away from said super flame, Killersup will simply freeze time and take anyone else in danger with him. Then unfreeze time and watch the fireworks go off.


very nice work.

-250,000hp

Hmmm. didn't participate before, but I will do this now that i've got the time for an extreme post.
"This tree is STILL going? Very well." Epic, the King of Games, approaches the tree. "Sonic, i'm a bit dissapointed, I thought you would've one-shotted it. Oh well...time for a limit break!" Epic summons his weapons as he activates the limit break: Hydranite, a naturally-formed emerald sword imbibed with deadly poisons and a Gorgon Eye stuck in the handle, and Lionheart, a legendary Gunblade-type weapon channeling the spirit of a lion. "SKY JUMP!" He begins, a blast of pressurized air directly beneath him sending him to the top of the tree. "WHIRLWIND RAZOR!" He continues the limit break by swinging out his swords and spinning in a circle, attempting to cleave the tree in twain one section at a time. "DARK SHOCK!" Almost at the end, Epic withdraws his swords at a height of 50 feet and throws a blast of energy at the trunk. This energy corrupts and weakens all that it touches. "Finally...SOUL FORCE!" The limit break ends with Epic phasing into pure energy and charging through the tree, cleaving and burning all he can with his still-physical weapons.
He lands, stumbling, on the other side of the tree, and turns to see how much damage he did.


though this is a detailed attack, I can tell that very little of this was original (I also count points for that)

-75,000hp

shoot a meteorite which is 1000 times hotter than the tree and get all the planets and asteroids to target at earth. Then I summon all the superheroes from Marvel and DC comics to attack the trees, once they are all tired I turn them into atomic bombs and will blow up the tree, Then I will summon all the villains of movies and comics to attack the tree. I then build a large aquarium around it, fill it with water and summon lightning to hit the water thus electrocuting the tree. Then I stop the lightning and demolish the aquarium, then I will summon all dinosaurs from before to attack the tree and then summon the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs and send it at the tree. I will summon a giant with an indestructible chainsaw made out of a super secret material design for just this, then he will saw the tree.


for the mentioning of DC/ Marvel characters, I will be lowering the damage factor.

-80,000hp

use magic to remove the cell wall from each cell in the tree, causing the tree to simply deflate like a punctured balloon with the fact that it has no cell walls. If it does not deflate then I remove the vacuoles as well, removing any surface tension from the cell. Then I create a magical bombardment on the tree, smashing into the limp tree.


simple yet elegant. I'm pleased with the attempt.

-150,000hp

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
killersup10
light_chaser
sonicheroes95
Thaboss

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
djime
Snag618

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
epicness01

Elemental Sages (ultimate elemental masters):
Light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95
BRAAINZz
Xerox

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
beckitten27

Tormentors (ultimate force of evil):
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)

Archangels (ultimate force of
good):

Arcane Elite (those who have mastered magic itself):
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
Sergie32
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,360,382,855 HP
Defense:100%

Weather:cloudy
Ground Condition: dry
Wind: none

okay I have looked it over, and the winner is Thaboss. because he won, he will be upgraded to Demi-god, and I will give him one bonus perk of his choice (within reason of course). tell me what you would like on my profile and I will see what I can do.

-Blade
Bladerunner679
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I forgot to mention, if you would like to know why you didn't win, drop me a comment on my profile. I am giving out consolation prizes for those who did a good job.

-Blade

theEPICgameKING
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Ah, you wanted originality.
...Wait a second, there was a challenge? I just popped in and gave it a half-A'd attempt. Darn it. Will you be offering another prize next turn?
I better start trying and stop trolling around for this tree.

The King of games approaches the tree again after resting to restore his power. "Curses! What we need is...AH!, what we need is SCIENCE!" He rushes off, returning some time later, wearing a white lab coat, leading two dump-truck-loads of Aluminum and Iron oxide (Rust), both metals ground into a fine powder. "Let's see how this tree likes Thermite!" He rigs up a system of ropes and pullies to pour the ingredients, bucket by bucket, to the top of the tree. Now, Thermite is one of the most exothermic reactions in the world. Why? Because of the electron transfer between the Iron Oxide and Aluminum, the Iron Oxide losing 3 electrons and Aluminum gaining 3, per atom. The reaction is so hot, the elemental Iron formed is molten. Such heat and molten metal would dribble down the tree, quickly melting the wood. Given enough time, there simply wouldn't be a tree, as it would be melted down to the ground. "...How's that, Blade? Scientific enough for you? Original enough?"

Gave it a bit more effort since you're counting originality and creativity. Leave a comment here or on my profile on how good it is, or if it need a tweak, okay?

-Epic, King of Games

sonicheroes95
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"Hey. I'm currently looking for the mana fragment. you by chance want something to trade for it, or are willing to give it away for free?"

light_chaser
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I walk up to nerdsoft and slice him with my sword.

no body likes defenders, nerd.

theEPICgameKING
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I tell you guys once more we need ways of dealing Damage over Time. DoT! Once we've established a source of continuous damage, we can chill back and just wait for the tree to...well, considering what my attack is, melt.

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I make every game characters on the internet come to life using my awesome powers, for example Sonny, Veradaux and Felicity will come alive and all will attack the tree. I will then stand in front of the tree and wait til all the players have commented and they will strike with all they have at the tree, then I will steal their powers by absorbing it like Sebastian Shaw in X-Men: First Class and then I will touch the tree and making it explode.

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