I should probably start doing the reply earlier. when it gets to 4 pages of posts then that tends to be bad.
Ok, let's see... I'll go in at night and use my power of darkness to conceal me. if the mage hunter comes out, i'll try to lure him abit away from the estate. if not, i'll attempt to locate the two master snipers and try to kill them both by shooting them at the same time.
the snipers are dead, but the mage hunter has caught on. he is now using magic of the opposite polarity to stop you from using your abilities.
First, I create five clones of myself with dark energy that don't have the power that I have, but still have the physical capabilities and are able to be coordinated by myself. I create a ball of dark energy around Nerdsoft, then condense it into about the size of a volleyball. I use my free hand to generate a net of dark energy, then I cordinate three of the clones to one side of the net and the other two to the side that I'm on. I then proceed to play volleyball with the dark sphere as the ball, ending off several rounds with a spike into the ground. I then pull the ball out of the ground, proceeding to re-absorb the net and clones and create a basketball net and court out of dark energy. I then proceed to change the properties of the sphere to that of a basketball, then dribble as much as possible up to the net and shoot with nothing but net. Finally, I condense the sphere into a baseball with similar properties to one, then conjure a baseball bat, then throw the sphere straight up into the air and perfectly batting the sphere into the tree. I finally dismiss the sphere, allowing what's left of Nerdsoft to spill out.
the tree doesn't suffer much damage, but nerdsoft gets hit pretty hard.
-1000hp
-30hp:nerdsoft
fire up the drill and create a portal. I link that portal to it's inside to make an infinite loop. I then use a Physics manipulator to grab Nerdsoft and throw him in. I also throw rocks in to telefrag him. I then put a portal which links tomthe inside of the telefragging portal under his spawn point. I then wait for a while and redirect the portal to a portal loop. I then redirect the bottom of that loop to a portal which will launch him at the tree. I catch him wih the spawn portal, and set the spawn portal to go to the rock-filled portal. I then show the lawyer a link to TVtropes and breach an adamantine spire. I then throw his remains into it, letting the demons inside do what they wish with him. Also, I link the spawn portal to the inside of the spire.
I'm going to need you to do that thing we did before. you know, where links are required for reference attacks.
-25hp:nerdsoft
fly around to find a greater demon
greater demons need to be summoned using a complex ritual.
Shield with shifting energies... Thaboss takes out his sword, fuses some dark and light energy together, and uses the opposing forces to blast through the shield.
the attack pierces the shield, but only for a moment before it reforms.
I'm not quite sure I understand the gravity of this. A lesson in humility, perhaps?
not really.
I'm still breathing heavy over the fact that nerdsoft ain't dead yet, so this may be a less than coherent attack. Since nerdsoft now draws his power from nature, the further he gets from there, the weaker he should be, right? I create a box of solid lead with no doors, and teleport nerdsoft inside. Then I blast it into space, until he is light-years away from the closest tree. Then I trash-compact him to a liquid and send him hurtling back in to Yggdrasil.
that's a pretty angry attack.
-2000hp
-40hp:nerdsoft.
You know what? I've always enjoyed re-balancing games by joining the weaker side. Blade, ignore my Gravity attack, I know I could've done much better.
"I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO THE TREE OF LIFE AND POWER!" Epic bellows throughout the land. Now Touched with Nature, dark fur begins growing all over Epic's body, his jaws lengthening to accomodate viciously sharp teeth. His hands morph into claws, and his feet spread out into 3 toes instead of five. Feathered wings burst from his back, Epic no longer even remotely resembling a human. "I....AM...PRIMAL...EPIC...GRAAHHHH.....NYHAAAHHGG...." He can't even speak anymore. With a furious growl, Primal Epic pounces at Thaboss, biting right for his jugular vein and ripping at his organs with his claws.
thaboss suffers some damage, but remember, they're demi-gods for a reason.
-40hp:Thaboss
I also pledge my loyalty to the tree of life and power. Let's team up again, Epic! *Gemini swings her hammer, ready to pulverize bones.*
welcome the the game, gem.
*look of disapproval* "Nature is everywhere, SubZero." I heal myself, drawing a bit of life from the Yggdrasil. "This is going to be fun." I create a huge, precise hurricane (the tree is big, right?), so well calculated that Epic and Gemini (and me) are safe but everyone else is thrown against the wall. At least, that's what should happen. There are powerful players here.
Then I summon the help of the animal kingdom, sending bears wolves and worse to dispose of the people. While they fight them off, I get an army of trees to come and ram it (page 3, Udude uses a tree as a ram, inadvertently healing the Yggdrasil). Thanks for helping me get over here, SubZero.
Of course, I may well be dead.
you're barely alive, and healing is allowed.
+2000hp:yggdrasil
+205hp:nerdsoft
-20hp:non-nature touched
This should be original
I summon a herd of killer rainbow unicorns that shoot marshmallow lasers
original, but something that I would consider "stupid". don't do it again.
-3000hp
go near the tree, and stand sideways with my side touching the tree. Then I make a minion in the shape of the tree, but a bit smaller, then when I spawn it, it should spawn directly inside of the tree.
that's new of you. I'm pleased.
-45000hp
Killersup will have the undead forge giant rails of braces that will lead around the tree. Killersup will then have a XS7 bluehawk engine put on a train. A giant lightweight train ( It carries no "load" This train will spin around the tree so fast that it creates a giant wind tunnel that will suck the air from everything in the middle of the train track. Including the tree. Completely devoid of air, the tree should shrivel up. Killersup will then allow the train to go off of its tracks and fly into werewolf boy. Then Killersup will raise molten lava undead soldiers from hell to wrap themselves around the tree. Lets simple it down to this. Dry leaves,sticks,tree+lava= BURN .
the train doesn't really work as a wind tunnel, but it does damage to EPIC. lava does damage the tree however.
-60hp:theEPICgameKING
-30000hp
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)
Norse Prophets: (player side-jobs)
TheEPICgameKING (Dot Calculator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
killersup10
light_chaser
sonicheroes95
Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_
Thaboss
Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
djime
Snag618
Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
epicness01
Elemental Sages (ultimate elemental masters):
Light_chaser
Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95
BRAAINZz
Xerox
Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
beckitten27
Tormentors (ultimate force of evil):
Kylelolcat
Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid
Angels: (ultimate good mages)
Archangels (ultimate force of
good):
Arcane Elite (those who have mastered magic itself):
SubZero007
Nature Touched
Tree's sworn Guardians)
nerdsoft
theEPICgameKING
Geminidelta
Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
Sergie32
billy285
Sparx0
Tree:2,495,356,943,855 HP
Defense:100%
Weather:cloudy
Ground Condition: dry
Wind: none
thinking about it, I will probably limit the amount of people who will become nature touched. this way, new players won't automatically become super powerful without knowing how to use it. the 3 people who are doing it right now are fine, but I will only allow one more to join in. that is, until one of them dies...
-Blade