Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I fire up the drill and create a portal. I link that portal to it's inside to make an infinite loop. I then use a Physics manipulator to grab Nerdsoft and throw him in. I also throw rocks in to telefrag him. I then put a portal which links tomthe inside of the telefragging portal under his spawn point. I then wait for a while and redirect the portal to a portal loop. I then redirect the bottom of that loop to a portal which will launch him at the tree. I catch him wih the spawn portal, and set the spawn portal to go to the rock-filled portal. I then show the lawyer a link to TVtropes and breach an adamantine spire. I then throw his remains into it, letting the demons inside do what they wish with him. Also, I link the spawn portal to the inside of the spire.
Hah! You may be a Tormentor, but I know how to run away! It's not cowardice, I just want to go on a quest. I also think there should be multiple tiers of tree-hugging, the ultimate being Avatar of the Yggdrasil. These guys can shape the tree itself! Also, I'll have you all in court for attempted murder.
Oh, and, uh (sorry for the double post), as I run I summon a root to stab Kyle in the eye. Do we have debuffs in this game? Because losing an eye is a pretty big one.
Shield with shifting energies... Thaboss takes out his sword, fuses some dark and light energy together, and uses the opposing forces to blast through the shield.
I'm not quite sure I understand the gravity of this. A lesson in humility, perhaps?
I'm still breathing heavy over the fact that nerdsoft ain't dead yet, so this may be a less than coherent attack. Since nerdsoft now draws his power from nature, the further he gets from there, the weaker he should be, right? I create a box of solid lead with no doors, and teleport nerdsoft inside. Then I blast it into space, until he is light-years away from the closest tree. Then I trash-compact him to a liquid and send him hurtling back in to Yggdrasil.
You know what? I've always enjoyed re-balancing games by joining the weaker side. Blade, ignore my Gravity attack, I know I could've done much better. "I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO THE TREE OF LIFE AND POWER!" Epic bellows throughout the land. Now Touched with Nature, dark fur begins growing all over Epic's body, his jaws lengthening to accomodate viciously sharp teeth. His hands morph into claws, and his feet spread out into 3 toes instead of five. Feathered wings burst from his back, Epic no longer even remotely resembling a human. "I....AM...PRIMAL...EPIC...GRAAHHHH.....NYHAAAHHGG...." He can't even speak anymore. With a furious growl, Primal Epic pounces at Thaboss, biting right for his jugular vein and ripping at his organs with his claws.
I've seen better...Hello everyone. Yeah, from experiences on Kong, when Epic gets Primal...well let's just say it's worse than every Horror movie and game ever.
I also pledge my loyalty to the tree of life and power. Let's team up again, Epic! *Gemini swings her hammer, ready to pulverize bones.*
@Blade: Thanks, I hope it's effective. @Gemmy: WHERE THE *PROFANITY* HAVE YOU BEEN. Finally, a partner! We two can defend this tree by ourselves, we don't even need Nerdsoft and his lawyer!
