Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I get the feeling of a barrier to entry in this game. SubZero can just magic us into oblivion like a monopoly cornering the market. I don't even have a chance because of his self-proclaimed mastery over magic. I feel that this game does not give new players a chance to rise up against the established demigods. I withdraw this attack and leave this forum game until there's some change.
Epic, here's my advice. get creative, and figure out how to use what you have in inventive ways. I could think of a couple I could do with the Zodiac Sword. plus, you quite litterally have a 1 in twelve chance to 'borrow' someone's abilities and equipment apparently. work with it.
*Sigh*...i only know 1 other person that can make Epic get angry, subzero, and that was a pedophile that tried to...er...point is i know epic both offline and online. he's one of the coolest guys i know-cool as in no temper, no attitude. he lets it out in his Primal Form, but that's just a character. a post like that means he's seething in real life. and i can see that. subzero, you pissed off epic because you're not explaining how you perform your attacks. what your doing is a blanket attack-an attack without a "how". you can make it do anything because you haven't defined just how it does whatever it does. at least epic explains how he does his attacks. i too will leave this forum game in protest of your monopolization of magic. and it was just getting fun-i had 50ish ways of getting out of your band and keeping the other two guys alive. now i have one more.
...Come to think of it, your attack's not even legal by my standards! You're basically forcing two of us to die, and we have to choose which one lives? That's just psychopathic! you're denying us the ability to all live and fight back-but hey, i'll let Blade decide if you're legal or not. whatever. i'm done.
epic's darn creative, sonic. he once defeated a local RP legend over on Kong. the only people he can't beat in combat, real life or RP, are people like subzero who cheat.
Anyway, like i said, i'm done, leaving this forum game out of protest for subzero's abuse of power. anyone else wanna join me?
Eh, I will fight you on even terms. You people made me feel like an arsehole. Sorry, but I'm not. Thanks for helping see the error and dickishness (it's a word) of my ways. Blade: I am way too overpowered, so I will be relinquishing my grasp on magic, but I'm going out with a bang. I take all the understanding of magic that I have, all my power, and sending it as a ball of unprecedented energy into the tree. I take the band away from the defenders necks. I keep my armor, though. I like that stuff.
...? Did you just...um. Uh. ...I'm sorry, I just can't comprehend what you just posted. ...Are you perhaps ex-Amish like me? In all my new life I never met anyone who was willing to back down when I felt wronged by them. ...great, now I feel bad.
The band's fine, just explain how it works. It actually was a very good attack until the whole "Only one may live" part. You can keep your rank, too, just don't do another forced outcome attack like that. I can see you're quite skilled and you deserve your rank, but...yeah you did go over the top with that last one. Maybe if you didn't use the word "Unbreakable" it would've been fine. Unbreakable never leads anywhere good. Heck, even my Zodiac Sword can be broken. Not easily, but...you know.
...Well if you are going to take the band off of us, I guess I don't have to modify my attack on thaboss? Gemini...you gonna re-join or what? I am, since (and I still dont comprehend it) there's been change.
Thaboss says that his attack should be factored before epics gemini attack. He thinks however much damage thaboss's attack does would greatly change the result of epic's attack, maybe even cutting down his power so much he has none to transform. Or killing him. Thaboss hopes for killing.
...Come to think of it, your attack's not even legal by my standards! You're basically forcing two of us to die, and we have to choose which one lives? That's just psychopathic! you're denying us the ability to all live and fight back-but hey, i'll let Blade decide if you're legal or not. whatever. i'm done.
The idea was to create in-fighting between the touched, but it didn't come out like I expected. (Does it ever?)
Are you perhaps ex-Amish like me?
Nope. Definitely not ex-Amish. I'm only 14. Can you even be ex-Amish at that age?
In all my new life I never met anyone who was willing to back down when I felt wronged by them.
Your post forced my perspective to your shoes, and I realized how frustrated I would be if that happened to me.
So yeah.... I'm sticking by my decision. I have a feeling ranks/classes don't matter as much as I thought anyway. *Nods at Blade*
Epic left his town/village/whatever at 14. Of course he went through a lot of red tape in the gap between old-time tradition and new-world bureaucracy. ask him about it.
Thaboss's 3rd person is starting to annoy Gemini, who challenges Subzero to a one on one duel! She creates a seperate arena/dimension with a wave of her hammer, and beckons to Subzero from ...Darn it now Gemini's doing it too.
So long as you all don't start adding 'Great and Powerful' to your name, I don't give a ****. anyway, I'm very interested in how this new series of posts works.
60hp of damage. That is **** well un-acceptable. Someone will pay.
Killersup will first summon his friendly yeti army to come from their mountains and surround Epic & friends. The yeti's will harass Epic & friends* from a distance. While distracted by the yetis, Killersup will stop time and take a nice little stroll down to EPIC with time frozen. Seeing his face up close will be a pleasure. Killersup will appear before EPIC with time un-frozen. The step he takes back at the "magically" appearing/ good looking Killersup will have him fall the great distance to Hell it's self. It is always nice un-freezing a few yetis to dig a trench. When EPIC wakes from his little fall he will find himself with both of his arms outstretched by undead soldiers.Killersup will then use his final turn of the ring demon before re-juicing it by taking a piece of this massive amount of devil energy and condensing it. Killersup will then have one of his undead soldiers then break EPIC's jaw. So he cannot resist. Killersup will then freeze time and push this giant amount of deathly energy into EPIC's mouth, then walk far away. Very far. Very very very very very very very very far. Very far. Then un-freeze time. Without it's previous owner to hold the immense amount of energy it will expand, and explode. Inside of EPIC. ka-boom.
That should take care of that problem.
* That is really annoying to write. Lets just keep it short at EPIC. This describes the punishment to Epic, and all of his subordinates.
Posted at 8:29pm on 2/5/2013 is it me, or are those two, since we have no way to confirm whether or not they are telling the truth, making it up as they go?
-Blade
Read Subzero's profile comments, and thanks for the compliment! ...It is a compliment, right? Well i'm taking it as a compliment! But seriously,no, Epic's Zodiac Form and my Hammer can be vouched for, especially me. OH KYLE. Remember your CtO game?
@Killersup: isn't Epic gemini'ing as thaboss, complete with armor and abilities? be careful you dont make the real thaboss stumble into Hell instead. Like some wimpy yetis could distract us anyway. *Licks some dried blood off her hammer.* Yum.
