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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679
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Been keeping track of the whole thing.

1. From now on, I'm communicating by email.

2.quit going after sub for what you consider not legal. If anything, I should be going after you guys for what you pulled with 5 posts last turn. Remember my first rule?

3. If you looked at the next post, I said I was impressed regardless of whether or not it's made up.

4. This whole 3rd person thing is starting to lose its meaning.

5. I'm not removing arcane elite, but I can allow to downgrade himself should he choose.

Now quit your squabbling. This is supposed to be a game, not an argument.

-Blade

Bladerunner679
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Forgot to mention:

Everyone in this game has a weakness. I know at least one for everyone except for (at the moment) the dynamic duo. Besides, I make sure everyone has at least a fighting chance. I didn't give that to people in the beginning, which dropped membership by quite a bit from what it used to be.

Nerdsoft
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subordinates

Oh, you've done it now. First, I nick some power from the tree (I need it more). Next, I create a massive plateau that is just big enough to hold the tree, but nothing else. Then, I jump up into a handy wormhole that just appeared for me, and remotely rupture the Earth's crust. I close the wormhole and laugh quietly from my epic space station.
May I point out that science is utilising a fundamentally superior grasp of nature's laws for good or evil, whereas magic is picking up those same laws, smashing them on the ground, hitting them repeatedly, jumping up and down on them and then burying them in the backyard under the petunias. And then utilising that power for good or (in the case of this game) idiotic evil.
Nerdsoft
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I know, but... it just seems wrong to kill the only thing keeping you alive. Also, I am of a class devoted to healing it. And science fiction is, well, just as powerful in my opinion.

SubZero007
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Everyone in this game has a weakness. I know at least one for everyone except for (at the moment) the dynamic duo. Besides, I make sure everyone has at least a fighting chance. I didn't give that to people in the beginning, which dropped membership by quite a bit from what it used to be.


I believe the "dynamic duo's" weakness is separation. Which is funny, because now I'm in single combat with Gemini. This should be fun. (I accepted the challenge, by the way.)
theEPICgameKING
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...There have been so much craziness...can we just re-do this round from the beginning? My head hurts from all the breaking of physics.

"COME BACK HERE NERDSOFT WE NEED YOU AS CANNON FODDER!"

sonicheroes95
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My attack still stands if we're voting on a round restart.

GeminiDelta
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I dont think Blade will do a round restart. Whatever, I just smash whoever's in range. Epic, switch to your crowd-control style, you're apparantly the biggest target here.

GeminiDelta
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By the way, that 5-post long crazy combo attack was really just 1 big post hopping between me and Epic. Sorry to break your 1 post only rule, but it was fun!

SubZero007
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If Blade needs a recap, he will ask us for it personally.

Bladerunner679
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ending turn here for now. will have an update ready either today or tomorrow.

-Blade

killersup10
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Blade, you really aught to re-state the rules once again. Or clear something up. Seems almost as if some people are forgetting rules.

Nerdsoft
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Peasant

Good to know it's not always me who screws up and forgets the rules.

SubZero007
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Peasant

The full rules list is on Blade's profile.

killersup10
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ending turn here for now. will have an update ready either today or tomorrow.


You might want to listen to this link blade. Just to poke some fun, don't get to mad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
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