One day, for no reason, all the cats in the world have been catnapped, and all of them have waked up in a large dome arena, I call it the LOLdome. Well, the LOLman does anyway. He used the LOL machine to turn all cats into LOLcats! And now, he's giving One cat the oppurrrtunity to be turned back into a normal cat, if they're willing to fight for it.
You keep firing the cannon, and hit the wierd cat four times. The cat casts a fireball upon you, and you dodge. Now you start clawing at it, and after a few scratches, you finish it. +1000Credits +500 Exp +Magicians Fur ---------- Name: LOLTrollow EXP: 250/1000 Level: 1 LOL Weapon: Claw LOL Credits:50 ----- LP: 0 LOL strength: 6 LOL agility: 4 LOL toughness: 6 LOL humour: 4 LOL music: 4 ----- Inventory: Ginger Fur, Blue Gems. Right paw: Wolverine Claw Left Paw: Wolverine Claw Mouth: Voice box Body armor: Rusty Body Armor Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets Vambraces: Cuisses: Pauldrons: Rusty Pauldrons Helmet:Rusty Helmet Shoulder Turret: Pellet Turret
You pay 700 Creits, and equip the items. You enter the tube, and in the dome is a Munchkin cat with a rainbow knife in his hand. ---------- The armory has been rendered useless and is now disabled.
Name: LOLMort EXP:2200/3000 Level:2 LOL Weapon:Flaming Claws LOL Credits:1430 ----- LP:0 LOL strength: 14.5 LOL agility: 9 LOL toughness: 14 LOL humour: 4 LOL music: 1 ----- Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane, Gingur fur, Blue ribbon, Blue Gems, Purple Berry, Steroid Pack, Korat Fur, Magicians Fur. Right paw:Flaming Claw Left Paw:Flaming Claw Mouth:Voice box Body armor:Harden Leather Body Armor Gaunlets:Harden Leather Gauntlets Vambraces:Harden Leather Vambraces Cuisses:Harden Leather Cuisses Pauldrons:Harden Leather Pauldrons Helmet:Harden Leather Helmet Shoulder Turret:Cannon Turret You keep firing the cannon, and hit the wierd cat four times. The cat casts a fireball upon you, and you dodge. Now you start clawing at it, and after a few scratches, you finish it. +1000Credits +500 Exp +Magicians Fur
I'll enter the shop. [Can I just auto-enter after each fight?]
You sing loudly, which the cat seems to think your autistic. Now it thinks your super retarded. Now the cat is getting dizzy from all this thinking. You strike with your claws, and finish him with the pellet turret. +400Credits +250 Exp
Next battle is open. Shop is open. ---------- Name:LOLAkari EXP:150/1000 Level:1 LOL Weapon: Wolverine Claws LOL Credits: 600 ----- LP:0 LOL strength:6 LOL agility:4 LOL toughness:4.5 LOL humour:4 LOL music:4 ----- Inventory:None Right paw:Wolverine Claws Left Paw:Wolverine Claws Mouth:Voice box Body armor: None Gaunlets:None Vambraces:None Cuisses:None Pauldrons:None Helmet:Rusty Helmet Shoulder Turret:None