One day, for no reason, all the cats in the world have been catnapped, and all of them have waked up in a large dome arena, I call it the LOLdome. Well, the LOLman does anyway. He used the LOL machine to turn all cats into LOLcats! And now, he's giving One cat the oppurrrtunity to be turned back into a normal cat, if they're willing to fight for it.
"We dont buy alchemy items. When you are level 3, the alchemy shop will open to you. You can sell it to them, or you can use items to craft something. When you become level 10 though, you can travel to the mighty altar, I dont even know what that is, but it seems very mystical." ---------- Name:LOLKat EXP:0/1000 Level:1 LOL Weapon: Claw LOL Credits: 500 ----- LP:20 LOL strength:4 LOL agility:4 LOL toughness:4 LOL humour:4 LOL music:4
You suddenly wake up in this EXTREMELY huge dome, and there are atleast, say, 500000000 cats here. You dont know whats going on, but then a hologram tv appears, and on the tv is a man with goggles, and a lab coat. "Hello! I am Mr. LOL. You have all been kidnapped from your owners and turned into LOLcats with my machine the LOL machine! I'm giving one of you the chance get out of here! That means you have to fight for it. Well then, off to your first fight!" You get sucked into a large pipe, and come out the other end, in a small dome, with hundereds of LOL cats watching, at the other end of the dome is another pipe, another cat is on this end. You hear "Ready? Fight!" The other cat comes at you. ---------- Name: LOLMort EXP:1700/3000 Level:2 LOL Weapon:Flaming Claws LOL Credits:1555 ----- LP:0 LOL strength: 14.5 LOL agility: 9 LOL toughness: 10.5 LOL humour: 4 LOL music: 1 ----- Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane, Gingur fur, Blue ribbon, Blue Gems, Purple Berry, Steroid Pack. Right paw:Flaming Claw Left Paw:Flaming Claw Mouth:Voice box Body armor: None Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons Helmet:Rusty Helmet Shoulder Turret:Cannon Turret
You fire the cannon twice, hitting one of the twins. It gets knocked out, and the other one runs toward you. You activate the flaming claws, and strike at the second one. The first one awakens and claws at you. Your Rusty Cuisses get broken, and you finish them off +750 Credits +500 Exp +Korat Fur
[Hey you're the first one to actually use the music ability.]
You start singing, and the other cat covers its ears in horror. You seem pretty good at deafening others. You finish off the other cat. "Ahhh, youve beaten your first opponent. Here, a little reward for your first win." +100Credits +50Exp
Next Battle is Open. Shop Is open. --------- Name:LOLTrollow EXP:100/1000 Level:1 LOL Weapon: Claw LOL Credits:50 ----- LP:0 LOL strength:6 LOL agility:4 LOL toughness:6 LOL humour:4 LOL music:4 ----- Inventory:Ginger Fur. Right paw:Wolverine Claw Left Paw:Wolverine Claw Mouth:Voice box Body armor:Rusty Body Armor Gaunlets: Vambraces: Cuisses: Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons Helmet: Shoulder Turret:None
You enter the dome, and on the other end is a British short hair, with whatn seems a kazoo in his mouth. It blows it, and makes you feel a tiny bit dizzy. It runs at you claws ready.
You enter the shop, and the owner says,"Welcome to the blacksmith, we sell fine armor and weapons." Weapons for sale:(BP means both paws, RP means right paw, and LP means Left paw) Wolverine Claws(BP)- +2 Strength-400 Credits Rainbow Knife(RP)- +2 Strength-450 Credits Dual LOLKnifes(BP)- +3 Strength-800 Credits Flaming Claw(RP)- +3 Strength, +1 toughness-950 Credits All RP items are abvailable in LP. Armor for sale: Rusty Body armor- +1 toughness-250 Credits Rusty Gauntlets- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Vambraces- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Cuisses- +1 toughness-200 Credits Rusty Pauldrons- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Helmet- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Music and Humour: Kazoo- +.5 music-100 Credits Mini Trumpet- +1music-250 Credits Fatty Voice box- +1 Music, +1Humour-450 Credits Clown Mask- +1 Humour-200 Credits Turrets: Pellet turret- +2 Strength-500 Credits Rapid fire pellet turret- +1 Strength(Rapid fire)-800 Credits Unlock more at Level 2.
"I think your thinking about the rainbow knife, and if you do want a rainbow knife, do you want one for your right paw, or one for your left paw, or maybe also one for both?
You enter the next battle, and on the other end of the dome, is a ginger cat, ready to strike. ---------- Name:LOLVezon EXP:25/1000 Level:1 LOL Weapon: Claw LOL Credits: 650 ----- LP: LOL strength:6 LOL agility:4 LOL toughness:5 LOL humour:3 LOL music:2 You suddenly wake up in this EXTREMELY huge dome, and there are atleast, say, 500000000 cats here. You dont know whats going on, but then a hologram tv appears, and on the tv is a man with goggles, and a lab coat. "Hello! I am Mr. LOL. You have all been kidnapped from your owners and turned into LOLcats with my machine the LOL machine! I'm giving one of you the chance get out of here! That means you have to fight for it. Well then, off to your first fight!" You get sucked into a large pipe, and come out the other end, in a small dome, with hundereds of LOL cats watching, at the other end of the dome is another pipe, another cat is on this end. You hear "Ready? Fight!" The other cat comes at you.
