Okay a long time ago there was a game called destroy the planet that is now dead, so dead that i would get banned for necro for reving it. Anyway So instead of destroy the planet i say destroy the city! We will start with Villagetown! (We will do real places later)
Nuke is another term for atomic bomb, as is nuclear bomb. Anyhoo, I get a bunch of cannons, line them up on the perimeter of the city, and FIRE AT WILL!
I pack a trebuchet with combustible lemons and launch them at the city to burn the houses down. FYI, please add a universe thing to the sheet if you want to limit the attacks that use stuff like gels that were from old aperture, which was making combustible lemons at about...... 1900ish.