Okay a long time ago there was a game called destroy the planet that is now dead, so dead that i would get banned for necro for reving it. Anyway So instead of destroy the planet i say destroy the city! We will start with Villagetown! (We will do real places later)
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 0% Population: ????????????????????????? Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: None Dead(players):
I point at mars with an Hi-tech powered Ion cannon!
It doesn't cause any damage but the scanners say that there might be lifeforms on the planet.
I start by introducing algae to mars that would slowly grow and help make oxygen
It works at first but then the algae gets wiped out by something.........or someone.
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 0.1% Population: ????????????????????????? Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: None Dead(players):
I fire a storm of nukes upon the entire planet from a base on Earth, then send in a swarm of meteors to kill anything that might have survived.
The nuke get shot down by a green laser and the meteors where just a little too small and burn up in the atmosphere.
I make sure it's not a bug, or something else harmful.
The scanners indicate nothing harmful and no major changes except increased cell regen.
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 0.1% Population: ????????????????????????? Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: Obese population [Chance of mass heart attacks every-turn for 50 turns.] Dead(players):
I guess someones gotta lay off the hater-ade. Anyway, I keep doing that until everyone on mars is obese.
You make the Martians think hater-ade will make you god-like and they all get obese on it!