Okay a long time ago there was a game called destroy the planet that is now dead, so dead that i would get banned for necro for reving it. Anyway So instead of destroy the planet i say destroy the city! We will start with Villagetown! (We will do real places later)
I get a tank, outfit it so it has an automatically-recycling oxygen supply and rocket boosters and fly it to Mars. I then drive it around the circumference of the planet, destroying everything in my path.
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 0.1% Population: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: Obese population [Chance of mass heart attacks every-turn for 50 turns.] Dead(players):
I get some hi-tech marines with armor that allows them to breathe on mars and they all have miniguns... and you can figure out the rest.
Yes...yes I can you figure out the exact population and kill 9000 Martians.
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 1% Population: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,000 Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: Obese population [Chance of mass heart attacks every-turn for 50 turns.] Dead(players):
sorry ninjaed.
I get a tank, outfit it so it has an automatically-recycling oxygen supply and rocket boosters and fly it to Mars. I then drive it around the circumference of the planet, destroying everything in my path.
You start making Earth atmosphere from mars atmosphere you also kill 999 people.
I make the Martians hear Justin Bieber 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times (I have my headphones well placed and unplugged, so I barely can't hear anything).
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 1% Population: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,000 Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: None Dead(players):
Massacre:
I make the Martians hear Justin Bieber 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times (I have my headphones well placed and unplugged, so I barely can hear anything).
They liked his music and used to exercise more! Also the government bans Hater-Ade!
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 1% Population: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,000 Defenders: None (You can be a defender.) Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: Obesity[Chance of mass heart attacks every post for 10 posts.] Dead(players):
I give them all a year's worth supply of twinkies, then make the twinkies expand 20x once they eat it.
They use the Twinkies as tour buses/all you can eat buffets.
killersup would like to become a defender please. first object of defender GET THE HATER ADE OUT ..2nd object shoot sparx0 in the face with the martian technology.A.K.A sparx0 becomes a hamster and unable to do anything but squeak and and smell bad
Planet: Mars Year: 3000 (Yet you're all still 21!) Health: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 Terra-formed Surface: 1% Population: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,000 Defenders: Killersup10 Resources: None Defenses: None Dangers: Obesity[Chance of mass heart attacks every post for 10 posts.] Dead(players):
I send a mini-drill to drill the core.
It melts before it can reach the core.
I construct a turret a short distance (about 30 ft) away from the largest group of Martians I can find, and use it to kill every last one in sight
You kill 30 cause the current population thingy is 1 per ft.
killersup would like to become a defender please. first object of defender GET THE HATER ADE OUT ..2nd object shoot sparx0 in the face with the martian technology.A.K.A sparx0 becomes a hamster and unable to do anything but squeak and and smell bad
The hater-ade is already gone and your laser hit your wife. sorry?
I use a Plasma Lance A.K.A giant magnifying glass satellite that glasses things with pure energy of the sun on killersup.
