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I nuke the bunker. MY COOKIE!

CAPTCHA stops the nuke, and I use CAPTCHA to challenge the cookie's humanity. The cookie failed the CAPTCHA test, so it returns to the attacker, which is me.

My Cookie!

That. Makes. No. Sense. I get the cookie for that.

My Cookie!

You did not make an attack, and my post makes sense. Therefore, you do not get the cookie.

My cookie!

I use all my super weapons to destroy all of you, using 100 nukes, 100 ion cannons, and I finish you all with poisonous mustard gas.

My Cookie!

And, isnt this like My hill?

I eat the cookie, digest it, and disintegrate it so it doesnt exist anymore. I then bake 100 cookies.

My Batch of Cookies!

I distract you with post-it notes leading to the basement of your house, then I make the tornado sirens go off. Because of the tornado sirens, you stay in the basement. While you are in the basement, I eat 99 cookies and take the last one. As the tornado sirens stop going, I leave the house.

Sorry, but I have no basements in my home, and anyway, the batch of cookies is still mine.

My Batch of Cookies!

@Evilfishy111: Even without a basement, you would still be away from the batch of cookies in the context of my post. Therefore, your attempt to nullify my previous post failed.

My Cookie!

I sic my army of trained chameleons on you. They zot you.

My Cookie![i]

I cut off your head and hypnotize your chameleons into attacking you.

My Cookie.

I snipe you from a tower, then teleport to your body and grab the cookie -Insert bond one-liner here-

Ze cookie, it is mine!

I inject you with a rabies antidote and a tranquilizer. While you are cured and then sleep, I take the cookie.

My Cookie!

Then I inject you with super-rabies, turning you into a zombie and making everyone shoot you, so you can't have the cookie anymore.
MWAHAHAHA!

Oh yeah? i Unleash MY TRUE FORM: A blinding mass of purple energy. With just a thought i dissolve you and encase the cookie within me. i fly to the sun and nestle in its core.

MAH COOKEH

I melee you with rabidgam3r's corpse and if that doesn't work i shoot you.

My Precious... I MEAN MY COOKIE!!!

I give ALL of you except for me, strychnine. All of you are hospitalized and are forced to give up the cookie.

MY NON-POISONED COOKIE!