I make you all snap out of your imaginative world and show you all the cookie which I stole from emochick ages ago. I then proceed to trap you all in an unbreakable barrier.
I dig under the barrier and kill both of you, taking the cookie. I fly to Hawaii on a hijacked plane and make an underground lava-proof lair. Try getting in here.
killersup sees the guards that block the way in.....and he bashes their brains in.killer5sup then walks in bashes in your breains and walks out with the coockie
I send realistic snake illusions at killersup and epicness and grab both of the cookies. They give them back to me and I combine them both into one big cookie. My Cookie!