This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
I was trying once again to break that cell phone after years of playing soccer with it while using it as a ball. I shot it with the shotgun, but it still didn't break and when I asked my brother to help me, he refused and I got mad and tied him up.
A bloody tissue
A kill list with the names of various pop stars
Ghandi
I had a bloody nose earlier, sir. Also, we are in Hollywood, right? So I'm just a tourist. And this is just a wax figure I'm delivering to Madame Tussaud's.
A nurse's outfit (Not scrubs, but the vintage nurse's outfit)
A sleeping bag that looks mysteriously full
A freezer full of blood bags
I have a square because I do art's and crafts with my shapist friend. He is in the trunk because he has a phobia of the back seats. Also, what's a dead circle....
A Dog with poop on it's feet.
5,000,000 rupies
And a satanic hexagon
"That's my dog. He's not allowed in the back/front seat because of his feet. Link gave me the rupies. Wait, Hexor! I told you that we aren't religious!"
A computer
A USB drive
Plans for world domination that would actually work
Um... yeah... you would not believe the day I've had, ended up having to deal with King Kong, this twit Gogotank had an idea to blow it up with that bomb... but... well... you stopped us. Good job.
These are syringes that contain medicine for a new disease both the president and George R.R. Martin have and I need to deliver them right away. And, come on! You're telling me Justin Bieber doesn't deserve to die?!
Yes officer, the mask is what I used for covering my face...I'm a luchador, the rope was used to tie up the ring bars to each other and the DNA scanner was used for checking if my blood type is ok and if I can do wrestling.
