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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Apparently flavors are as strong as my SHAZAM.
Panda Cheese: 36/100 HP
I call on, Batman = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Batman
StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

Batman steps on that cheese.
Panda Cheese: 20/100
I slap the cheese. MoonCheese = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = MoonCheese
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

Oops wrong die.

DICE RESULTS
2 = MapleBlood
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Stormwalker gives the cheese a decent smacking.
Panda Cheese: 15/100
I drown the cheese in syrup.
MapleBlood = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MapleBlood
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Emperor sets up the kill for legend.
Panda Cheese: 9/100 HP
Legendary Slice = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Slice
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

Wababooshki! Panda Cheese dead.
Panda Cheese: -8/100.

I make Gamer Cheese 1337/1337

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

I make the cheese of Shazam 1d4=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

LEGEND_beast creates a brick Cheese of Shazam
Cheese of Shazam 500/500
I use a peanut machine gun on the cheese. Pop = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Pop
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Apparently peanuts are effective against a cheese charged with lightning.
Cheese of Shazam 485/500

SUPERMAN = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SUPERMAN
helpo1
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helpo1
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King

Superman was presumably on a vacation.
Cheese of Shazam HP: 481/500
I attack the Cheese of Shazam with my Never Say No To Panda ad. NSNTP = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = NSNTP
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Helpo1 threw a batch of poster haphazardly at the cheese, confusing it for a round.
Cheese of Shazam HP: 476/500
I slap the Cheese = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Cheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Sapien Slapped it with manners.
Cheese of Shazam HP: 465/500

BlackAdam = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = BlackAdam
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Janmega03 Blew the cheese up. It was effective.
Cheese of Shazam HP: 442/500 HP
I_Command_It_to_DIE = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = I_Command_It_to_DIE
helpo1
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helpo1
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King

SirLegendary actually makes the cheese LOL so hard, that it loses a whole point of HP!
Cheese of Shazam HP: 441/500
I Politely_ask = 5 the cheese to hurt itself.

DICE RESULTS
5 = Politely_ask
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

It barely reacts to helpo1's request
Cheese of Shazam 436/500
I give it a Thumping = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Thumping
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