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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

destroyer153 thumps that cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 418/500
I slap the cheese. CalculusCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = CalculusCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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StormWalker barely manages to tickle the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 417/500
I drown the cheese in hydrochloric acid GlubGlub = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = GlubGlub
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire ninja's me and the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 411/500
I slap the cheese with my foot. Slapkick = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Slapkick
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The chess barely registers the hit.
Cheese of Shazam 410/500
I attempt to delete the cheese from existence. All_Fiction = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = All_Fiction
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Darkfire fails to delete the cheese, but still hurts the the cheese quite a bit.
Cheese of Shazam: 393/500
I hit the cheese. Smackity_Smack = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Smackity_Smack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

red303 deals a hefty blow to the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 377/500
I dump paint onto the cheese. Splash = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Splash
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

The cheese is now bright blue!
Cheese of Shazam 373/500
I read it a very long book. Booooooring = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Booooooring
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Destoyer153 drives the cheese insane by reciting A History of AG over, and Over again.
Cheese of Shazam 354/500 HP
Something happen to the Cheese = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Cheese
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The missing "s" from AHomoSapien's sentence falls on the cheese's head.
Cheese of Shazam 349/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my ear. Ear_Slap = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Ear_Slap
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

red303's ears are soft, delicately bruising the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam: 343/500
I slap the cheese. AsbestosCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = AsbestosCheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The cheese has been BITsh slapped so hard, the gender has been changed.
Cheese of Shazam 327/500HP
SHAZAM = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = SHAZAM
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Janmega03 lightly ninja's me and the cheese with a grey skull
Cheese of Shazam: 319/500 HP
I lick the cheese. Yum = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Yum
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

red303 licked the cheese so hard he took of a portion of it.
Cheese of Shazam: 307/500 HP
Punch = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Punch
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

SirLegendary deals the cheese a powerful punch
Cheese of Shazam: 290/500
A boulder starts to roll for the cheese, Indiana Jones style. Squish = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Squish
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

More like squeeze.
Cheese of Shazam: 285/500 HP
I Blast = 7 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
7 = Blast
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