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Granted,they are starting with crazy universe theories now.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted. It doesn't like you and kills you.

I wish everyone (apart from me and some others) DIES RIGHT NOW

Granted, but then the genie dies right at the time you said that and so nobody can grant your wish. A paradox ensues and this universe is removed.
I wish that whenever Jacen96 says ~~~Darth Caedus it changes to ~~~Derp Cheesus.

Granted,he's choking you know.Never offend the headless knight.

I wish I had a candy now.

Granted,you banned yourself.

I wish for a zen garden.

Granted, but crazy buddhist monks kill you for tresspassing.

I wish for a piece of junk.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted. You die before you could eat all the things and- HANG ON! Jacen didn't say Derp Cheesus!
I wish for my own submarine, complete with twin cycle fusion reactor and leak proof.
Also, Jacen must say Derp Cheesus.

Granted,tooth fairy couldn't change your tooth for a coin,so she gave you a sleeping tea.

I wish for a castle.

Granted, but it's infested with demons and other horrid things.
I wish for Psionics.

Granted, but your small mind cant handle the ability and your brain explodes.

I wish for a pony

Granted, the spots are all filled before you can join

I wish MTV would play music again

Granted, here is Rebecca Black back

I wish Friday would be sung at my funeral

Granted, Only if friday was today.

I wish my wii had unlimited blocks.

Granted, now you cant find your wii under all those blocks.

I wish i could pause time.

Granted, now you are stuck forever

I wish my mom never existed