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Granted, now you were never born.

I wish I had some pizza.

Granted, now you have pizza topped with turds

I wish I had a Coke

Granted, but now you are confused because the puzzle is a picture of you solving the puzzle.

I wish i will get 100 on my history regents.

Granted, the bear hugs you to death.

I wish that these wishes could come true.

Granted, he immediately moves up to ground one.

I wish that my I.Q. was in the triple digits.

Granted but your IQ already is so it doesn't change

I wish I had the albums of all my favorite bands.

Granted, I shoot you in the head, you revive I continue the process.

I wish to be the richest man in the world.

Granted, but your property just got SAXTON HALE''D!

I wish I was SAXTON HALE!

Granted. You have 1$ left in a nuclear winter. You can use your money for around thirty seconds of heat.
I wish for a nice hat.

Granted. There's no food- oh, and you're locked in.
I wish for people to be nice to each other all the time. And be happy and not dead. And not mind-controlled.

Granted, people live forever, the world gets over crowded, everyone keeps apologising for bumping into each other, and eventually we all starve.

I wish people would stop trying to make uncorruptible wishes.

granted, they make so corrupted wishes that their true wishes come true.

i wish to be michael jordan.

Granted, but you get an injury and you can't play anymore.

I wish every tv channel played good shows.

Granted, but now they all seem crappy in comparison with each other.

I wish my butt wasn't numb from sitting in this chair.

Granted, but it is so comfortable you don't want to move and die of hunger and thirst.

I wish i could become invisible.