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Granted you are now permanently invisible, and no girl can see you now. (no further explanation needed, i hope)

I wish I was in heaven.

Granted, but since you are in heaven and their are no computers you do not know that

I wish I was not tired

Granted, you Dink 1000 cups of coffee and destroy your liver.

I wish my taste buds were happy.

granted, your taste buds are so happy they run away to find a magic unicorn

I wish I had 30000000000000000 cats

Granted, your 30 quadrillion cats all starve to death for lack of sufficient food.

I wish i had a lasagna.

granted, you did not wish what type so you get a time bomb that looks like a lasagna and it blows up

I wish I had a army of the dead under my command

Granted but your commanding skills were bad so they came at you

I wish I had the most posts in AG

Granted,but you spend so much time on AG, that you grow old and die FOREVER ALONE.

I wish I knew the lyrics to "suicide is painless"

I WISH JB IS DEAD

You need to do the granted thing...

Granted but JB came back from the dead.

I wish this thread was locked. (not really :P)

Granted, your computer gets locked away for eternity.

I wish for a username changer on AG.

Granted but you have to create another account

I wish I had a alienware laptop.

Granted, the aliens came and took your laptop, and kidnapped your family.

I wish that this wish wont get corrupted.

Granted, but you're insides melt.

I wish i am in bed.

Granted but your bed is on fire.