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Granted, but you get a cow. MAKE YOUR OWN DARN CHEESE!

I wish for my own galatic empire.

Granted..good luck against the almighty Xenu

I wish for Cthulhu

Granted, but he will not enter this universe, you enter his.

I wish a had a hot dog.

Granted, You get Cthulhu, now what do you do with a giant rampaging demon squid?

I wish i could punch chuck norris in the face

Granted, but your hand-bones shattered into pieces... and thats not all, cuz now hes angry and now its his turn.

I wish i had a full battery for my remote-control.

Granted, but your remote controller is actually a Killitron button, everyone dies on the earth.

I wish i had a bake sale, but people buy brownies and stuff for me to eat.

Granted, sadly you are the baker and all your products smack totaly gruesome... and your "customers" want to see that you eat it.

Whoops, fail^^

I wish i can edit posts.

Granted...welcome to Kong

I wish Kong would lose popularity

Granted, kong loses all of his negative popularity and it transfers to you

i wish i could earn more points on armorgames

Granted. You spam on loads of games and last half an hour before your ban.
I wish for the YOLO-sayers to shut the heck up.

Granted, they have all shut up now, with all that bent up "yolo" energy, they have learned how to speak telepathicly, now everyone within 600 miles can hear them.

i wish i could punch a shark in the face

I wish you didn't have a face.

HETY! > THATS AN INSULT!

AND YOU CANT DO THAT THATS HOW THAT DOESNT WORK.

granted,but after its the sharks turn to eat you.
i wish to have a pet space whale