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Wish granted. I lose my face, turn into Slender Man and.... well.... we don't want to know what hap0ens next.


I wish for my BO2 KDR to be 4.0

Hardigra: Granted, it reaches 4.0, then the developers pull the plug, and ITS GONE

Dragoncraft: Granted, but YOU can't breath in space, so you soffocate

I wish i was chuck norris.

Granted..didn't know you were so much of a Bible Thumper

I wish for science

Granted, but sadly you must spent the rest of your life in the private rooms of the pope.

I wish i can see the 2nd part of "the hobbit" yet.

You can, but once it's over you forget having ever seen it.

I wish the rest of the episodes of mah show would all come out today.

Granted, but you have to wait twelve days for each video to buffer

i wish i could teleport

Granted, but your skin doesn't go with you.

I wish i was a tree within a tree inside a potted plant that is also a plant.
TREECEPTION

Granted, it's also self-combustable.

I wish for a block of wood.

Granted you get one. In minecraft.

I wish for a bouncy house.

Granted, but it bounces you into the next solid wall.

I wish i had a butler.

Granted, but he can only walk 10 meters a day before he's exhausted.

I wish i met a pirate.

Granted but he dies after short time

I wish for your head

Granted, but the heat is to much for the rest of your body, so you dies a horrible death.

I wish i had a cake.

Granted, but it's in minecraft

I wish i could punch a space whale.

Granted, but then it noms your hand.
I wish I had no more math homework.