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Granted, but cuz of the spare time you must learn latvian and there you get even more homework.

Grmbl... i wish i havent failed.

granted but you stilled failed.

i wish for a derp

granted, but then you die. that solves everything.

I wish tea didn't smell so glarging awful

Granted, but now poo smells so good you wanna eat it.

I wish i had more genies.

Granted..these genies are fat, lazy, and constantly demand attention. Oh..and they don't grant wishes

I wish to be a lawyer

Granted. Being a lawyer is now a capital crime.
I wish for a nice hat.

Granted..it's a stolen hat worth $85mil. The police will be here shortly

I wish to pass pickpocket in Forum posts

Granted, but you spammed to reach him, so youll banned.

I wish i had a new toaster.

Granted! However, it only makes toast burnt with the words "SATAN LIVES."

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted! But some random guy comes says hi and eats your sandwich

I wish i had ultra rainbow mouse

Granted, but cuz of a very special software problem it will never run on your system.

I wish i have that "SATAN LIVES"-toaster, would be funny... and absolutely no problem.^^

Granted,but blows up and kill you.


i wish for EVERYTHING!

Granted, but you must carry it by yourself.

I wish for a teddybear.

Granted, but it turns evil and kills you in your sleep.

I wish for another habitable planet to be discovered.