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Granted, but you forgot to wish for enough Oxygen to travel past the moon.

I wish I had a pumpkin.

Granted, your head is replaced by a pumpkin.

I wish for popcorn.

Granted, but you have to pop it yourself. Oh the horror.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Granted, but you eat so much ice cream that you die of ice cream cancer.

I wish I had a bag of plastic dinosaurs.

Granted, but just because they're made of plastic doesn't mean they won't eat you alive.

I wish I had a duck.

Granted, but it's that farting duck from Billy & Mandy that puts everyone in jail.

I wish everyone in the world was honest.

Granted, but now all forms of media are boring.

I wish there were more armatars.

Granted, but most of them suck anyways.

I wish that Terry would stop posting >:O

Granted, but after stopping for a while, my future posts all start to build up inside me and I go into hyper-post mode.

I wish tangerines didn't go bad.

Granted, but only 2 tangerines aren't.

I wish AP would be increased by 2x2 if it were still here.

Granted, but then AG lags like hell.

I wish for some Elites

i wish to have a house!

Granted,but it's a shack.

i wish that soccer lasted the whole year.

Granted. It drops in entertainment value, however, due to the athletes being so work out by constant play

I wish that the Yankees would heal up

Granted, but they play so perfectly that they're no longer interesting to watch.

I wish I wasn't so sick.