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Granted, but your eyes are so accustomed to the interface that you start to hallucinate images of the home page everywhere you go.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, but you acquire a long beard, which turns out to be a turnoff to most of the female population.

I wish toilets could talk.

Granted, but once you pull down your pants, you never hear the end of it.

I wish I had magical powers.

Granted, but all you can do is make plants die by touching them.

I wish this site had more active people in other sections of the forum.

Granted, but it becomes chaotic with everyone posting at once.

I wish I could bring people back to life.

Granted, but now we have a bunch of former corpses walking around and the whole world smells like decaying flesh.

I wish my computer could talk.

Granted, but it does nothing but throw insults at you.

I wish I could control water.

Granted, but you can only control very small quantities of it, so it's only useful if you want to make a few raindrops change direction now and then.

I wish I didn't have to pay for candy.

You were told to pay for candy

I wish Meat Boy would be able to fight Dr. Fetus

Meat Boy and Dr. Fetus from Super Meat Boy

Granted. He is able to fight, but got killed by Dr. Fetus.

-Jeff

I wish I wouldn't forget that I need to wish something.

-Jeff

Granted, but by not forgetting, you have one less post than you would have had you forgotten.

I wish I knew what to do with MBFF 2012.

Granted...now it is closed and you have dropped MBFF altogether

I wish Ernie would pick me up in his flying rainbow-car

Granted, but its only able to carry one person it reach a nice height, but then it crashed... sadly no survivors.

I wish for sugar.

Granted, however there gets to be so much sugar that you simply can't have room for anything else or even movement. you can't even breathe without inhaling some. You die.

I with for a space ship to travel the galaxy.