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Granted, you start your forum career with a necro, one of the admins take care of it... and see that this is your alt, so both accounts will be banned... permantly.,

I wish for a drum.

Granted, but it's an ear drum. It's very tiny and kinda disgusting.

I wish for a Celtic long sword

Granted, but even campfire marshmallows aren't big enough to roast on that blade, so you have to find bigger ones.

I wish for some french fries.

Granted, there made in Belgium and on the way to you... a legman is on the way, in roundabout 5 years (he do it by foot and is a lil bit slow) you´ll get them, enjoy!

I wish for a chicken.

Granted but the chicken turnes into gold and shoots fire and smites you.
I wish i came here more often.

I Wish to go to the moon

Granted, but you didn't grant the previous wish, so every bad thing that could possibly happen to you happens.

I wish you'd grant this wish.

Granted But i explode.

Nothing to corrupt... sadly.

I wish for a lemon.

Granted but the lemon becomes combustiable And explodes you

I Wish To become the president of the usa.

Granted, but you get assassinated by Al Qaeda.

I wish someone would grant this wish.

Granted... erm, hope you now today is opposite day.

I wish for a banana daiquiri.

Granted, but no one will notice this.

I wish for a horse.

Granted, but it's dead. So now it's a horpse.

I wish stores had more places to sit down inside them.

Granted, people have to eat extra to poop and that is your sitting place.



I wish I would leave AG.