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Granted, but you never lived long enough to make the wish, so you never died in the first place, thus creating a paradox.

I wish my sister's dog was a cat.

Granted, you died, came back to life, posted, and then partied.

I wish for a disposable car.

@ Terry the ninja king
Y U always ninja'd people?!

That cat is possessed by an ancient fallen demon, and then it kicks in face, belly and some other parts of your body, then it'll make magical cotton candy with you and start to dominate the world, yes dude, that will be an end for a ninja!

@ Terminator
Granted but that car will run over you and Terry and make some steaks out of you.

I wish Terry-The-Disco-King change his name to Terry-The-Ninja-King.

Granted, but now everybody thinks I'm somebody else while wondering what happened to the original Disco King.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but you type to fast to know what you're typing so it comes out looking like thisakdgnklsdfgnldffgndlfkngldfkng.

I wish I had more authority.

Granted, but no one respects it

I wish I had more drive

Granted, but then you get hit by a hard drive and die.

I wish I had a brand new computer.

Granted, but it only runs Linux.

I wish I had a social life.

Granted, but all your friends are zombies.

I wish I was a vampire.

Then you ate your mom.

I wish movies came out faster

Granted, but due to the speed of production, the quality of the movies drop immensely

I wish I could like the the Three Kingdom period of China

*live in the

Then you were a servant and were buried alive in a grave with your master...

Iwish for three hands

you get them then they cut your legs off

I wish for nothing

And you get a whole lot of somethhing. Dog poop. Right on your head.

I wish for an Invisibility Cloak.