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Then the world around you also becomes invisible

I wish for some wishful poison

Granted, but you accidentally spill some in your coffee without noticing.

I wish I could understand why Titanic is such a beloved film.

Granted, but the you also learn the meaning of other movies you didn't wanna know the meaning of.

I wish a Si Robertson

Granted, but that's not a complete sentence.

I wish I lived in Texas.

Granted but then when you looked for something small you had to drive to new Mexico.

I wish for bread.

Granted, but it's whole wheat.

I wish I lived in Tokyo.

Granted, being homeless sucks though, doesn't it?

I wish I was fluent in German

Granted, but now you can't speak any other language so you lose your U.S. Citizenship.

I wish I didn't have to go to school for the rest of the year.

Granted, you drop out of school..and the best job you can find for the rest of your life pays very little

I wish I could stand

Granted, but now you can't sit or lie down.

I wish the news was more interesting.

Granted, but none of it is true

I wish I could eat

Granted, but you can only eat your phone.

I wish apples could be purple.

Granted, now we have yellow, red, green and purple apples but they're all for Steve Jobs, He'll sue you if you touch'em or buy'em or eat'em or even think about'em!

I wish Steve returns as a zombie and invents iBrainz.

Granted, but iBrains is an anti-vaccination that turns you into a zombie.

I wish people would say "Gantiqued" instead of "Granted" in this game.

Gantiqued, but only in this post.

I wish Salvidian hadn't wished that.