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Granted, but they comeback and eat ur "unicorn man" then eat you.

I wish for a Black Belt in every Martial art

Granted, but all you have to wear with them is brown shoes.

I wish I was more fabulous.

Granted, but now you get friendzoned instantly by every girl you meet.

I wish there were more Where's Waldo? books.

Granted, but they're so hard that nobody can find Waldo no matter how hard they try.

I wish Japanese food wasn't so expensive.

Granted, but the drop in price is caused by all rice being replaced with Styrofoam.

I wish I could eat clouds.

Granted, you're teleported back to WWI and they're clouds of mustard gas. Enjoy.

I wish for a quick death.

Granted, but it's the most painful event imaginable for how long it lasts.

I wish I wasn't so bored with everything.

Granted, but because of nothing being boring..you have no concept of what boring is...because of this, you have no concept of what an enjoyable experience is

I wish for my essays to be completed

Granted, but suddenly you are taken to strange labs to test your brain for abnormal intelligence due to the score you got.


I wish for a new graphics card.

Granted, but the model is defective.

I wish I could go to bed.

Granted, but you'd never get up! (Don't worry I'll take good care of your little pet tree! and make salad with it! >)

I wish I could go to job like Burrito Bison in candy land.

Granted, their private jet crashes into you.

I wish life was fair.

Granted, but then death is unfair.

I wish pollen would die.

Granted, pollen kamikaze attacks you in their final moments

I wish for JonTron in real life

Granted, but you find out too late that internet personalities suck in real life.

I wish I could escape.