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Granted, but you escape into a worse place. (from scorpion to snake)

I wish I get killed in a duel.

Granted, but you get killed accidentally from tripping and falling on your own sword while dueling a salad.

I wish I could move on.

Granted, but you move on to the next hell

I wish I had feels

Granted, but now your friend is staaanky.

I wish California had warmer weather.

Granted, now it is a cesspool of...cess

I wish I could replay Joe and Mac

Granted, but then Cheese gets jealous of Joe and beats him to a pulp.

I wish there were more Scandinavians in America.

Granted. It isn't fun. The end

I wish Terry would just not do that again. Totally scarred now

Granted, but you didn't specify which thing you didn't want me to do, so I end up not not doing the thing you told me not to do.

I wish I knew what pang was talking about.

Granted, but in a fit of hysteria you can only make out "Scandinavians!"

I wish there were no Scandinavians

Granted, but now there's no more shpoopel or &quoteeping hot pee."

I wish I knew why pang wants me to make out with "Scandinavians!"

Granted, but he begins mumbling about how you are reading "make out" in the wrong context..before falling down into a laying position

I wish Terry would comfort me

Granted, but now we're both locked in the closet.

I wish I could come out of the closet.

Granted, but you walk out into another closet

I wish I didn't have such a meta closet

Granted, but now you don't have enough places to store your collection of fabulous clothes.

I wish your closet wasn't a hall of mirrors.

Granted, you find out that there are 100 mirrors, and suddenly they all break, and you get 700 years of misfortune.

I wish that pang's Croatian.