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Granted, you get banned for posting too much.

I wish for the ability to fly.

Granted, but you can't control it and you fly so high that you past the atmosphere and suffocate in space.

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

Wish granted, But its already corrupted.

I Wish i had a tardis.

Granted, you also got a weeping angel!

I wish for MiniMeatwad's weeping angel

Granted, you become locked in a stare-down for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't wear glasses.

Granted, good luck seeing

I wish I was deaf

granted. btw, watch out for that cliff.
i said, watch out for th.... oh **** he doesn't hear anything.....

i wish to rerun the trip from around the world in 80 days.

Granted, but you died on the 79th day because you contracted an unknown disease from one of the places you visited.

I wish to own everything

Granted but it crushes you.

I wish for ketchup.

Granted, but you suck at everything else.

I wish for infinite wishes.

(Dufuq did I just read?) Granted but you can't get with the unicorn and Hitler will kill you.

I wish that I had 1,000,000 real dollars that no one can steal and only I can use and will work on anything and never rip, or get messed up in any way.

Granted, but you become famous for your immense wealth and so, a maniac decides to shoot you in the face.

I wish to be suprised with the outcome of my wish.

granted, you never got a wish. (suprise?)

i wish i was an evil super villan.

Granted, you will be professor chaos.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Professorchaos2009.jpg/220px-Professorchaos2009.jpg

i wish for a personal harem of good looking woman.

One word: obnoxiousness.

I wish I could play guitar well.