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Granted, but you can only do so when no one is around.

I wish for a cookie.

granted, you bite the cookie and break your front tooth (you had a big date that night OH NOOOOO!!!)

i wish for a tommy gun (there bad ***)

Granted, but the muzzle is built the wrong way so you shoot yourself.

(oh,heheh, forget the wish)

I wish for ETERNAL YOUTH

you get eternal youth but it doesn't stop at turning you young it keeps going until your nothing


i wish for a pair of awesome ear muffs

Granted, but they will break at the end of this summer...

I wish for an iphone 5

granted but when my earmuffs break i throw them at you and you drop and destroy your iphone

i wish for kfc and koolaid and watermelon and lo mein and sweet and sour chicken and all the worlds food

Granted, but it all lands right on top of you, so you die.

I wish that I don't have to wish for anything.

granted but you die of a heartattack

I wish I had a uncorrupted wish to use 2 minutes after the next comment.

Granted, but you can only wish for exactly 3 chocolate flavored cookies.

I wish for someone to corrupted this wish.

nice try but you used the improper version of corrupt (corrupted) instead of the correct version corrupt. so you dont get a wish at all for being stupid.

i wish that i wasn't a grammar nazi

Granted, but instead of being a grammar nazi, you became a real nazi.

I wish people would stop asking for a multiplayer version of SFH3.

granted, SFH3 does no longer exist.

i wish more people understand my sarcasm.

(How unfair I didn't get my wish granted, can I just wish again? I guess I will)
Granted, but they now also know everything else about you, especially that thing...you know..yeah.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

granted.

i wish for steak at my next dinner.