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i wish i was a fire dragon

Granted, but you feel a sudden urge to kidnapp princesses.

I wish for a ridiculusly oversized bottle of coke.

Granted, It's as big as a mountain. Though you didn't specify where you wanted it, so it lands on you.

I wish to know what the next poster's wish is.

Granted but the wish is going to be corrupted.

I wish Riptizoid would comment next.

Granted, but I've just deleted his comment.

I wish I could invent a new meme and it gets really famous.

nope. sorry. not happening. no reason at all you shouldn't be able to except i ban you from this part of the forum.

I dont have have any wishes. Oh yes i use to be a dreamer but then i took an arrow to the knee.

Not Granted.

I wish exitpathuser knew how to properly play this game.

Granted, but it's still up to him whether or not he acts upon this knowledge.

I wish the Heart of the Sunrise.

*I wish for the Heart of the Sunrise

Granted, but I have no idea what that is so you get the core of the sun, which skishes you.

I wish I didn't have to study for exams yet still could ace them.

Granted, but your major turned out to be useless in the real world and you become homeless.

I wish I had all the money I wanted for my iTunes account.

Granted, but your iTunes account has been unexpectedly shut-down

I was for good grammar throughout the interwebs!

granted, it's a completely new interwebs language. it's unlike any other language. for exemple can't anyone understand it.

i wish for a new woodstock. a real new woodstock, not one of those fake name rippers.

granted but noone shows up because all the famous folk artists are either dead or to old to preform

i wish that i could stop time

Granted, but it also stops time for you, so you are effectivly dead as you cannot move,breathe or even think for all eternity.

I wish that the next wish someone makes will be about cookies & milk.