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Your contradictory sentence of "right now" and "after I press the "Submit" button" contradict each other. Furthermore, because the right now if your time when you had posted that post and the "right now" of MY present time differentiates from yours, your "right now" in the sentence no longer applies, as it would be more correct to have stated "in the past". However, even if you did, in your present time, it would continually be incorrect, making the wish a constant contradiction. Therefore, the wish is corrupted due to the many holes and contradictions in your wish, and it is negated.

I wish that I would make sense.

Granted, you will make sense. But in a perfect world..... In a perfect world. Which we are not.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

Granted, but it spits acid when you approach it.

I wish for a Rorschach film.

How sad that you drop the case and break it when the strange entity that grants wishes hands it over to you.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, it falls from the sky and lands on your head.

I wish for potato.

Granted, you get a rotten, mushy, potato.

I wish for a bucket of water.

Granted, but your horse drinks it all before you manage to use it for uh whatever you wanted to use it for.

I wish for a computer.

Granted, you get the most outdated and old computer ever. The only use for it is a paperweight.

I wish for a paperweight.

Granted, it is a paper shaped as a weight

I wish for a lovely voice

Granted, but now everyone thinks you sound like a girl.

I wish for shoes.

Granted, you get worn-out shoes that you stole from a homeless person.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

Granted, here is a month old sandwich, enjoy!

I wish for a bathtub.

Granted, but you drown in the bath tub

I wish for a 1 million dollars.

Granted, but say hello to taxes!

I wish that everyone would use grammar correctly

Granted, but that gets boring.

I wish for a rainbow!