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I wish I could find sheet music for Bad End Night.

Granted but the sheet is brunt to a crisp.
i wish for to have all MLP:FIM eps on blu ray

Granted, but you had to sell your Blu Ray player to pay for the complete collection.

I wish pop music was listenable.

Granted, but then pop music got so popular that pop was the only music you could listen to.

I wish I had my old account back.

Well you don't get it back >

I wish for some food

Granted, you get one potato chip.

I wish for a turtle.

Granted, but it's me.

I wish for a upgrade to my box I live in.

Granted, but now it's made of corrugated steel. Which wouldn't be so bad, except now it's very difficult to move, and it's over 100 degrees outside.

I wish the dust would go away.

Granted, then there are no deserts

I wish for some new good music

Granted, but it's widely-known that radio stations are prejudiced against good music, so nobody ever hears it.

Granted, then there are no deserts

Granted, but then people drink it and get high and cause problems.

I wish my head itched.

Granted, but you itch your head so much that everybody stands at least 20 feet away from you.

I wish to die.

Granted, but you die of old age with no friends or family.

I wish I had someone to go on road trips with.

Granted, but he has irritable bowel syndrome.

I wish I had a puppy or something.

Granted, but you get the something instead of the puppy, and the something turns out to be a concentrated form of botulism.

I wish dreams could be realities.