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Granted, but the wish costs a price. Your sight will do....

I wish that I posted this reply.

Granted, but a mod immediately deleted it soon after.

I wish I had ultimate power.

Granted, but you share it with wflag.

I wish I wasn't a hobbit.

Granted, you are now a Dwarf.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but the cake is a lie. (obviously)

i wish for world happiness.

Granted, the world will be happy, when everybody is dead from nuclear radiation.

I wish to be invisible.

Granted, you get hit by an airplane.

I wish I could eat more paintchips without them being chromosomally damaging.

Granted, but paintchips don't damage your chromosomes anyway.

I wish I was as hawt as Vinny.

Granted, then your feet are peeled off and fed to Nilly's panguin. And some are left for the penguins too.

I wish for an explosive to detonate inside your lower intestine.

You don't have the money to afford it

I wish for flying pigs

Granted, pigs can fly..... off a cliff. They don't land that well.

I wish I could live inside a dead giraffe.

Granted, but it's a zombie giraff, and resulting from living inside a zombie, you become a zombie.

I wish for a giant ant under my complete, uncorruptible control.

Granted, but it follows you around.

I would like some bacon for the rest of my life.

Not granted because it wasn't a wish.

I wish Dapro made a wish.

Granted, and his wish was for you to die.