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cookies are made from elephants' poop.... the poop get into a furnace then heated to 10000000 F and voila COOKIES

I wish for free eating from McDonalds

Granted, but then you get really frickin fat.

I wish for a sushi bar in my house :3

Granted, but it's not the slenderman forum game that became successful; It was a completely unrelated, unintentional, accidental thread creating forum game that becomes successful and the one you intended to become successful... never even started.

I wish for a notebook.

Granted, it's that notebook that makes people cry or something, IDK.

I wish people would turn into butterflies after they died.

Granted, but they are wrong.

I wish I was right.

Granted, but you're flipped over and become left.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

Granted, but that results in a paradox.

I wish I had a teleporter.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a coffee mug.

Granted, but its plastic D:

I wish I could change the world with my mind

Granted, but you lose your mind and the world vanishes into thin air.

I wish the world would vanish into thin air.

Granted but another world quickly takes its place.

I wish that I could wrestle the Undertaker.

Granted, but the Undertaker really puts the hurt on you. To give you some details, you were thrown from the rome, stuffed inside a cannon, and fired from it. You landed on a soft trampoline where the Undertaker waited. He then jumped on your face a few times and then picked you up, patted your back, and signed your t-shirt.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Granted but after 2 mins the browser crashed.
I wish I can stay at the arcade.

Granted, but the arcade burns down, taking you with it. You should have left.

And erm, I wish downloads for games only took a minute or two.