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Granted, but you die from a random heart attack that wasn't related to the eating of a 30lb chocolate bar.

I wish for minions that wouldn't rebel! >

Have you read Ender's Game? I use the Dr.Device on the minions while you are ordering them about in person.

I wish for the Medic (From Team Fortress 2)

Granted, but he dies instantly.

I wish for a fun flash game to play.

I give you an endless loop of loading screens.

I wish Smosh made more videos, faster.

Granted, but they are all about orgies.

I wish that redbull gave you wings.

Granted, but only in doses large enough to kill you.

I wish that I was endorsed by the letter 6.

But it ran away when seven showed up because 7 8 9.....

I wish I had 9 billion cookies.

Granted, but somebody ate them all.

I wish I had another wish.

Granted, but your first wish was corrupted.

I wish that IOS7 downloaded faster.

Granted but it's really buggy for you.

I wish that iOS9 came out tomorrow.

Granted but it's more worst then any iOS in the universe.

I wish I could have super-speed.

Granted, but you are so fast you don't get to enjoy life experiences.

I wish Armor added new quests each day.

Granted but incidentally, there is another flash game called armor.com and so armorgames.com stays the same.

I wish that our telomeres would never shorten.

Granted, instead they widen and everyone goes insane from the telomeres solely covering the entire brain.

I wish that no one quit role playing games until the game ends.

Granted, but everyone is stuck playing RPGs instead of going to work, and the world ends.

I wish that my favorite song would play nonstop without me getting tired of it.