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Granted but all the universes things that can play music explodes.

I wish I was able to speak German and English but not at the same time.

Granted, but your accent is so thick that no-one can understand you.


I wish for a 3ds.

Ds ds ds. Happy?

I wish for my computer to work properly

Granted, but yours is the only one that will work so everyone has to use it.

I wish to have more subs on youtube

Granted, but is written in a language you don't understand.

I wish I was one centimeter taller.

granted, the hair on your head grows one centimeter.

i wish to be an evil wizard.

Granted, but your inner good comes out, spoiling it all.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but I kinda dropped it in this puddle of mud.

I wish all my favorite artists in my music library performed a concert together. In my house.

Granted, but then cops come because someone reported loud music.

I wish I had a bag of chili chips.

Granted. A bag of chips made out from chilian peoples. You monster.

I wish my tooth was healthy.

Granted, your tooth which was already in good condition becomes slightly better. (Not the one which was bad)

I wish for a giant turtle which obeyed all of my mental commands.

Granted, but the turtle was at the end of its life and died the day after you got it.

I wish for a slice of pizza.

A slice you say. 0.0000072 cm depth and bla bla its tiny.

(Jeray2000 joke on you, my teeth still get better)

I wish for a copy of Rome 2 total war + the greece states expenstion pack.

Granted, you get a copy that's broken.

i wish for everything

Granted, but everything implodes and you don't get anything. :P

I wish for cookies.