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I wish I could stretch like Monkey D. Luffy.

Granted, but the wish genie gets angry at you for not making a wish.

I wish 09philj hadn't forgot to make a wish.

Granted, but he made a wish, so Snag618 never wished for 09philj to make a wish, so this corruption never occurred, so 09philj never wished, so Snag618 made the same wish, so this corruption occurred. This paradox ends with snag and phil never being born.

I wish Edward Snowden leaked the ACA before it was voted on.(odds are, if this had really happened, then the ACA would never have passed.)

because it has been FIVE DAYS Since the last post was made...

Granted. The ACA failed, and Nancy Pelosi is kicked out for trying to shove junk down our throats without allowing the congress to read it.

I wish I had 100 dollars.

Granted, but you can't spend it.

I wish that corruption actually made sense.

Granted. The $100 given to me through the wish is donated to some random charity instead.

I wish Vince formerly of Sons of Guns is doing well with his own gun shop.

Granted-I mean,NOT granted because you were ninjaed.

I wish for...
Wishes,except that those wishes always wish for stupid wishes,and the stupid wishes are about wishes,and I don`t die in this wish,and it all counts as 1 wish.

Granted, but you try and comprehend your wish, and fall into a coma (It didn't kill you, did it?)

I wish I could sing.

Granted,but you sound like a guy moaning because he`s raking like a fat old man who has his arms held down by a fatter old man.

I wish for MY MOM!!!

Granted. She confiscates your everything.

I wish for eternal world peace.

Granted, but everyone is bored to death. The next eternity is based on war and everyone has 20 lives.

I wish Jay Leno and David Lettermen went on a world comedy tour.

Granted. They do the whole thing from a boat circumnavigating the globe which never docks to let people on or off until it has gone all the way round.

I wish that Future of the Left would play a free gig for everyone at my school.

Granted, but you are the only person who enjoys listening to them.

I wish that I had the Ultima weapon.

Granted, but you had to slay 1000 poisonous snakes to get it. Your health is forever capped at 100 HP, which maxes out the weapon at 50 atk.

I wish I could completely control a could that could rain all known flavors and makes of Root Beer.

Guessing you meant cloud, granted, but you suddenly develop a hatred for the taste of root beer.

I wish I had an awesome breadmaker.