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Granted, but everyone is trying to kill you all time, for the hill.

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes.

Granted, but you are now terrible at nearly everything else, including walking, breathing, and speaking.

I wish llamas could drive.

Granted, but then they all drive off cliffs.

I wish I had a pet llama.

Granted, but he ate all your socks

I wish cactuses would let me pet them

Granted, but you are swiftly shot to death by cowboys out of jealousy for your awesome skill.

I wish I could summon snacks out of think air.

Granted, but then you eat so much, that you lose the ability to move.

I wish I was genie.

Granted, but you get trapped in a lamp for all of eternity

I wish llamas weren't extinct

Granted, but wait, noting happens because llamas aren't extinct.
I wish llamas were extinct.

Granted, but then red303's wish comes true.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, you become a time lord. Sadly, your third self appears ten minutes later and kills you. You regenerate and begin your second life, which is utterly different from your current life and your current self.

I wish the next Time Lord show would be called Doctor Where, and would be based on his daughter, who he had with River Song.

I also wish to know why my wishes always make the community wait a few days to respond.

Here is what I meant above.

Granted, but the law of double wishes causes both of your wishes to cancel out. (Feel free to make your first wish again)

I wish the law of double wishes existed.

Granted, but the law of double rainbows no longer exists.

I wish this computer wasn't so slow.

Granted. Your computer is now so fast that you can master most MMORPGs in about one week.

I wish I understood Linux stuff better.

Granted, but now you don't understand anything else.

I wish I had a wish