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It would have been granted, but the Jinn got bored after 20 years trying to figure out how to grant it, so you got a life instead.

I wish red303's wish for a wish wasn't wasted.

Granted, it's a pineapple.

I wish gravity had a flavor.

Granted, but It's extremely spicy, causing your and everyone else's taste buds to explode in a 5-mile radius, annihilating life as we know it.

I wish I would have put my wish on my post above.

Granted. You wished you were a cornflake.

I wish I was an omnipotent god.

Granted, but your the omnipotent god of a very small country

I wish that actually made sense.

Granted. I am now the absolute master of the vatican, which I rebuild entirely to my design.

I wish Half Life had never been made.

Granted, but that create an alternate future where Valve was never popular.

*Facepalm* Even I'm doing it now.

I wish that that had not just happened.

Granted, but now you have created an alternate future where Valve owns all of the world's government's and ordered you be batted by scouts, punched by heavies, stabbed by scouts, and headshotted by snipers.

I wish someone would catch that TF2 reference.

Granted, but you didn't wish for it, so it can't happen.

I wish that I could die.

The worst death is to be ingor

I wish Bioshock Plasmids were included in the next Ratchet and Clank game.

Granted, but only the enemies are using them

I wish knew why almost everyone are double posting their wishes.

They double post, because They Forget To Post The Wish In The FIRST POST!!!

Granted. Everyone, Please post any new wishes to my new thread. Mind you, you can only corrupt in Moldavian Korean, and you can only wish in North Korean Concentration Camp slang. Trust google translate, it never gets any translation wrong.

I wish my new thread exploded, and one one would be injured.