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Granted, but you can't drive it.

I wish E3 was here already.

Granted,but the geniue doesnt know who E3 is,so a random guy appears instead.

i wish for a sword.

Granted, but it's so small it serves no purpose what so ever.

I wish the Genie knew what E3 was.

Granted, but he didn't know what E4 was.

I wish for a golden boot.

Granted,But the genie thought you said golden boobs.(What a pervert.)

As you didn't make a wish, you turn into a newt.

I wish Danwar wasn't a newt.

Granted. Danwar is now an eagle, and danwar123 becomes a newt.

I wish I had a diesel ridding lawn mower. Then I could run it on once filtered veggie oil from fast food places.

not granted,
i wish to not be a newt.

Granted, but it turns out you just got better. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.)

I wish I had the grail.

Granted, you recieve a photo of the Grail

I wish for school to end.

Since there is no wish in the above post, I wish for a large bowl of poutine.

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish for the rift to close.

Granted, but you only get one shoe and it's 3 sizes too small for you.

I wish for a magic rainbow to shoot across the sky.

Granted, but the sheer awesomeness of it leaves you blind.

I wish for 500 hats.

They all make you punch yourself.

I wish that i didn't wish for anything in the first place.