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Granted, it's arsenic.

(I also don't have a brother, so ha!)
I wish for a huge brick that sits on the floor and does nothing.

The falling fairy blesses it and the brick goes through the floor, making a big hole in the foundation of your house, which knocks that down too.

I wish for shorter explanations.

G, b n e1 HATES y. :P.

I wish explanations were longer. This forces us to be more creative than "Granted, but you die."

You're explanation fails and everyone falls asleep.

I wish for friendlier people.

everyone in the world goes after you and you suffacate between them.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they all turned out to be empty wishes.

I wish for the ability to handle any object effectively.

you die beacuase it is possible to create a paradox.

I wish for more full wishes!

They become too full and everyone's mind explodes and you're guilty.

I wish for balloons.

all the balloons in the world goes towrds you until you suffacate between the balloons.

I wish for full wishes that are not too full that everyone's mind explodes.

Everyone throws up all of the ideas because the ideas go from their brain to their stomach.

I wish for smarter presidents.

Granted, but this leads to dumber people.

I wish for a map of the universe.

Granted, but the map is so big that it covers the world and everyone dies.

I wish for fun stuff.

all the fun stuff on earth moves towrds you until you suffacate between fun stuff.

I wish Darkfire45 did not exist.

Well, that's rude.
Granted, but you're suddenly run over by a stampede of bulls.

I wish the ending to Tokyo Ghoul made more sense.

Granted, but it just falls out of existence because I have no idea what that is.

I wish food was free.