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Granted, but you already have it.

I wish for the most legendary armatar ever

Granted but people's brains can't handle it and they start to fall out of consciousnesses.

I wish for more bananas.

Granted but you only get 2

I wish for more apples

Granted. You will be buried in 5 feet of apples the very second you step outside.

I wish someone will explain why AG put dice and coin options in the forums.

This is just for the heck of it.
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granted, but it is so green everyone's minds explode when they look at it.

gork
Anyway, they do, but the reason is so vastly incomprehensible that you give up.

I wish I was tired so I'd get my lazy self to bed.

Granted, exactly why you can't get to bed because you're too far from it

I wish I had nothing to do and earned billions from it.

Granted, you're eternally bored and everyone is out to kill you for your money.

I wish all of my laundry was done.

Granted, but there are bleach marks all over it.

I wish I was the number 1 legend of armorgames

Granted, you are the urinary legend of this site.

I wish I didn't have to do more work today.

Granted, but then you fail all your tests at school.

I wishI wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Granted, but you can no longer be a part of it.

I wish I knew nirvana

Granted but then you would die with Kurt Cobain.

I wish that I could play in the MLB someday.

Granted, but the day before your first game you are in a horrible accident and get paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted. You can double wish on Kong's CaW! page, but are banned for life from this site.

I wish there was a non-profit corporation that corrupted wishes for free, kinda like a joking version of Make A Wish foundation.

p.s. NO LAWSUITS. Try to be creative please.

Granted, but they only corrupt your wishes. Saw that coming?

I wish I was stronger than thor