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Granted, they're all smart annoying know-it-alls.

I wish that you(blk) could post more in your scary story thread.

Granted but he gets so good at it that the entire section of the forums has to be shut down due to people dying from fright.

I wish that food tasted better.

Granted, but the drinks turn to mercury.

I wish that I didn't have to derive things.

Granted, your driving license is forever revoked.

I wish our national leaders would stop being political and kill our national debt.

Granted, but now they aren't national leaders because they got something done. Your neighbor's pet dog now rules the earth.

I wish that AGH came out faster.

Granted, but the chapters are three sentences long and terrible quality.

I wish that I was motivated.

Granted. You become motivated to bomb ISIS. You only succeed because everyone present was too stunned to do anything but stare with open mouths.

I wish all forum games were more active.

Granted. Forum games now are too active to keep up with.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, now you due to the fact that I stapled your eyelids up. now your eyes are too dry to see.

I wish I won more at life.

granted, but you are forced to win world record tightrope endurance by an magical force doing thing for you until you reach the tightrope. once you fall, the magical force forces you to try again until you win. that way you would win one day. the granter thinks "winning" a world record.

I wish I had 98% dark chocolate.

granted, but you are the chocolate, so you would have to yourself painfully everytime.

I wish I was a knight here

Granted but everyone gets to be a knight as well

I wish to stop being lazy and start writing my fanfics and original stories

Granted, but everyone dislikes them.

I wish to be talented someday.

Granted, but it's so expensive you can't afford it. To help, a fellow hobo gave you his gravy.

I wish I was doing something better with my time right now.

Granted, but every second you waste, the next bad thing gets worse and worse

I wish I had the power to fly