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Granted, but you eat so much that you eventually become too overweight to move.

I wish there were more movies about Kwanzaa.

Granted, but then there's no seats to sit in

I wish I had a living chicken

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out while you sleep.

I wish animals could speak English.

Granted, but only vulgar curses. Actually, that might be pretty funny.

I wish I could finish Kingdom Rush.

Granted, but just after you killed the last enemy and before the "complete mission" scene is shown the core of your pc melts, and your progress also wasnt saved.

I wish i have someone who refills my coke yet.

Granted, but the end is disappointing.

I wish Armor Games had Pac Man as an available game.

Granted, but for a totaly unknown reason you get always a blank page, all other can play it.

I wish i have a gyrocopter

Granted, but it's a gyro-food-copter!

I wish the mods were more active in forum games.

Granted, but now nobody will ever win Count to 100 ever again.

I wish I could make better forum games.

Granted, but nobody understands them, so they're necro-ed.

I wish more people were online.

Granted, but you can't access Armor Games because there are too many people trying to connect.

I wish for a hamburger inside of a burrito.

So you wish for Taco Bell then?

Granted, but it turns out they stopped using real beef along time ago. They replaced it with.... RABBIT MEAT!

I wish there were more slapstick comedies in theaters.

Ha. Granted, but they all look like Nicholas Cage springing out of thin air just to laugh creepishly and eat all the leading actors.

I wish AGH would come out faster.

Granted but because of that, it wasn't as good the version that came out at the right time.

I wish life was simpler

Granted, you are now a slave who's life is very simple.

I wish sugar was healthy.