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Granted, it starts to taste bad.

I wish, nothing was unhealthy.

Granted, but now there's no health food industry!

I wish food were cheaper.

Granted, but all of it comes from the sewers.

I wish my Xbox began working again.

Granted, you only have to do one thing... dip it in uranium hexaflouride.

I wish someone else would clean the cat pan.

Granted, but they clean it by dumping it out all around your house.

I wish we could get to 100...

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Granted, but we end up counting in that count to 1000 thread.

I wish that I could turn invisible.

Granted, but now that you're invisible, you notice that your cellular phone has a smudge on it. No big deal, right? Grab some Windex and rub that smudge out. Easy peasy. Little do you know that while you perform this innocent task, an ex-Mafioso who is driving by sees the shimmering phone and mistakes you for a known invisible hitman polishing his trusty revolver, Beatrice. He thinks he recognizes Beatrice from when his brother, Fat Louie, was bumped off a few months prior. Since then, he has been living in mortal fear of that gun, so the very sight of it (or what he thinks is it) puts him into a complete state of shock, which causes him to lose control of his car and crash into a telephone pole. You rush towards the window to see what has caused this commotion, only to realize too late that someone left a skateboard perpendicular to your window, which causes you to slip and fall out of the window and face-plant (literally) into a rosebush.

TL;DR: Granted, but you get a face full of thorns, broken glass and rose petals.

I wish they wouldn't play Christmas music until December.

Granted. I wish the same thing.
Alternate Granted, but they play it every month after December.

I wish I could top the above post.

This would be granted, but you already sandwiched it, so the wish is meaningless.

I wish for a faster desktop Mac.

Granted, but you now have police after you for stealing a prototype from Apple's research labs.

I wish I had a desktop pc.

Granted, its a very good one, there is only one lil hitch... the OS is in nahuatl and there is no way to install/use another OS.

I wish i had a beer.

Granted, but a spontaneous time traveling portal opened up where your seat cushion was supposed to be, and you were sucked up and transported back in time to 1924, during the prohibition. A cop grabs your beer, opens it, pours it in the gutter, and arrests you. You are later released after paying a hefty fine, then wander the streets for the remainder of your life as a traveling philosopher.

I wish for world piece.

Granted, but its a slowly growing progres, maybe takes some billion years.

I wish someone would refill my glass.

Granted, but it's not with beer, it's with your month old urine.

I wish we could make it to 100 again.

Granted, but you don't contribute to that particular count, so you get no credit for it.

I wish the moderators could count to 100.