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I wish the pics in CaP would actually show up

Granted, but you go blind, caused by a flashlight.

I wish i had a cookie.

It's one of R2's specially made poisonous cookies.

I wish I knew how to play the sax.

Granted, but you can only play Bach's 5th, and once you start you are forbidden to stop until you complete it.

I wish I had a katana.

Granted, you own one in several video games.

I wish I was mad rich in the dollars of real life

Granted, you drown in it and you can't breath.

I wish i could watch the world burn.

Granted. You get to see it burn from a giant satellite. Which then crashes into the earth once it is finished burning.

I wish Source Filmmaker would install quicker.

Granted, you cancelled the installation, but installed what you already had.

I wish I was 2600 years old (my 2,600th post is this)

Granted, a bored genie heard your request, and you watch helplessly as your body ages and wither before you...as if years were mere second until it's only held together by magic alone ... well until you reach 2600 yrs old of course....

I wish I had a unbreakable, and functional time-turner.

Granted, but you must pick it up by yourself, its in hell, 6th circle.

I wish i had a jet pack.

Is that all said the bored wish-granter... And with a wave of it's hand you had a fully functional jet pack complete with a manual and a one year warranty...But you almost collapse when you saw your credit card bill...

I wish I have a bag with a supply of never-ending and completely editable chocolate right in front of me.

Granted, you see it before you, with nothing present but you, your bag of flavor changing chocolate, and the ten feet of permafrost on all sides of the bag.

I wish I could make kunai appear at will and make them explode on the mark and that I never miss.

Granted, it exploded on your face.

I wish I had the abilities of Shazam

Half granted. Everyone within 10 feet of you will be struck by lightening whenever they say your real name, whether they are talking about you or to you or not. No super powers are given, just 3 hour comas. You are immune to the comas but not the curse, of course.

I wish more people used common sense.

Granted, For some odd reason it became the latest fashion trend to use the book Common Sense by Thomas Paine in place of an umbrella.

I wish peaceful aliens with no thought of conquering earth/enslaving humans would come visit us on earth tomorrow.